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Where we going?
- He's drunk a lot. - Mm.
with nothing but Chinese records in it?
Why'd you let them change our son's birthday?
Us another favor.
We've stopped for games and T-shirts
And how are you this morning?
The club is doing too well.
blood-soaked, painful,
What's the opposite of here?
- Oh. Try gasoline. - Really?
I will sneak into your basement, and I will fry fish.
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
Seriously, what's funny?
and opening for Shy Baldwin. Blah, blah, blah. She's a whore.
♪ Oh, darn that...
He was gonna do stand-up.
That was our apartment! You should've discussed it with me.
- is really low. - That's something.
What should we play?
♪ You say you love me and you hold me tight ♪
But anywhere else, your choice.
If you tied the ropes tight enough,
Okay. Let's see what we have here.
Being good ♪
- Nap time. - Mr. Maisel.
Why not just knock me in the head right outside?
- Which sandwich is funniest? - Hoagie.
Mrs. Maisel has quite the knack
No. There have to be worse.
She says give her a minute. She goes into the bedroom.
- Why is that bad? - It's not.
Yep. Right behind you.
As Dorothy Parker once said ♪
Your contract was your collateral.
♪ The midnight train...
♪ whip-poor-will...
Of course it is. There's not a thing in the world
not to let you leave without saying hello.
- Why? - At the very least, I could've told you
- or choking on steak. - Christ.
I can go in the back if you need some privacy.
♪ There's a car made just for me ♪
Sit.
Really? You sent Li Wei after him?
Exactly shit.
How did I wind up in a cage with Petey and Jacob?!
which I must point out was the job description,
to never borrow money from my father.
You'll love this. Tell him.
He loaned me the money to buy back my old apartment,
Was that the joke that got you fired?
I need Midge's money.
- L. Roy Dunham? - Don't know,
I did not intend to tell everyone this way.
I'm glad you like it. Keep up.
I'm not saying you have to fuck him.
- Hey, do you have any seltzer? - Why?
So, what, you think they're not gonna give us the check?
They said they were drinking beer, laughing,
Boy, he seemed nice.
You rang?
Now, he was talking about anti-Semitic Nazis.
One more.
- Double-time, double-time. - I was thinking
- But... - Explain later. Everyone, on the cars. Now.
I just...
Ethan!
I do, but you're going to tell me anyway.
Hello. We need, uh...