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I should've used a stabbing metaphor,
Everybody!
Looks like Lincoln is your new president.
Perhaps you could get Clone High a coperate sponsor.
which is connected by a bungee cord,
Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe.
Not voting for Abe.
I've never heard of that.
I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!
I'll say.
Which is it, Abe?
Last year, Abe said he was fifteen years old.
And all you gotta do, is abandon your values,
So what you're saying is,
You may now attach the skateboard...
IT'S A POWER SNACK! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!
I'm gonna be uh, busy nailing this kinky broad for the next fifteen minutes!
It's really just pancake batter mixed with blue house paint in a blue sports bottle.
Abraham Lincoln.
Aren't you, Abe?
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Well... I guess we did learn that.
How many times have I told you not to say that?
Me too.
You died out there.
when you
It's really just pancake batter mixed with blue house paint In a sports bottle