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Roberts, check all air traffic within 5 miles.
Hello, I'm Paul Carey from the airline. I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer.
And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
I don't understand it. Should have been in range 10 minutes ago.
Can you face some unpleasant facts? No.
Margaret, I just want to say good luck We're all counting on you
You shouldn't have come. I don't have time now.
Okay, okay, he's a terrible risk. But what other choice have we got?
Is yours.
I can't stand it anymore.
Certainly not!
There's a sale at Penney's!
Looks like I picked the wrong week... ...to learn FORTRAN
Krohnberg never has a second cup of coffee at home
Altitude, 24,000 feet.
I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.
Are reduced to quivering, wasted piece’s of jelly
I can't stand it.
Now, it is true that one of the crew members is ill.
Not as long as you insist on living in the past.
How I used to sit on your face and wriggle
Well, I flew single-engine fighters in the Air Force,
Hello, sir. We'd like you to have this flower
Stay in formation. Targets just ahead.
We've got to land now.
What flying experience have you had?
Stay in formation. Targets just ahead.
Can you face some unpleasant facts? No.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit shooting goo.
But as I say, they didn't have time to tell me very much.
When will you be back?
You're the only chance we've got.
Striker, lift your nose. Straighten your wings!
The gear is down, and we're ready to land.
Cut me some slack, Jack
@POTUS Be like...
I remember how you used to hold me.
I just want to tell the cast to break a leg We're all counting on you
How about this leaflet?
and he wants to know if you can help him.
Nervous Eric?
Excuse me, sir, would you...
Tornado Drill
Coming in too hot!
Me: Signing my children up for Kids Messenger will help them stay connected during friends during the quarantine Also me:
Please climb to 42,000 feet.
...around here somewhere.
And it flows through you
!?!?!?!? Jim never vomits at home
Day 1 of virtual learning with 2 kids
How about Mr. Rogers?
There You Go. Thank You.
Flare out!
It's about to hit the fan
since just the day before, only one that we had broke down.
- Oh, stewardess? - Excuse me.
THERES A SALE AT PENNEYS!
It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking.
FGX068 Trial
Don't worry about that. It's perfectly normal.
Yes, birds too.
Now ease her down! Down!
Excuse me.
There is only one people
He's all over the place.
And, Ted, I just want you to know that when the going got rough...
Funnel Cloud in Mesa Doctors at CVAM
My momma didn’t raise no dummies I dug her rap
Captain Geline.
We have people up here who will die in less than an hour, let alone two.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
One of the passengers, but he's an experienced Air Force pilot
But it won't be.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
And the Leafs, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Dr. Rumack.
It's been a little bumpy up here, but we'll be past it in a few minutes.
I DONT KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN
Meanwhile in the real world the genocide continues
Surely you can't be serious?
Everyone in this plane is in a desperate situation.
- Request vector. Over. - What?
NO Dice chicago
You're too low, Ted. You're too low.
Our arrival time in Chicago will be 10:45 p.m. Central time.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to go on a gambling hiatus
"I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said.
Aim for the numbers. You'll have to dip your left wing.
. .
Hello. We'd like you to have this flower
Finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane,
Gate 10.
When can I see the cockpit, Dad?
This is Elaine Dickinson. I'm the stewardess.
- Johnny, how about some more coffee. - No, thanks.
Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you.
$25 for a cigarette is too much!
Diane!! Looks like I pick the wrong week to quit drinking!
That's the way I've always wanted it to be, Elaine.