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and the most annoying song in the world award goes to... barbie girl!
- You do? - Asshole!
Shana, they bought their tickets.
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
You're too low, damn it!
Ireland never gets rain in Winter
It might get rough again unless we can climb on top.
Yeah, after the war,
SURELY
.
good luck we’re all counting on you
I speak retard.
orfices are offices you can do business in them! you certainly can!
But we'll do everything we can. Now excuse me, yeah?
Coming in too fast. Watch your speed.
The white button is for immediate following and unfollowing of twitterers only
hmm... The recycling guy never gives my bucket a 2nd shake
You should be able to see the field, now.
I found the rhetorical object! It’s this way!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
I dont know where that that's been
and we'd like you to tell her mother that we found a donor an hour ago.
I'd love to.
It's really the only sensible thing to do
What is it?
Thank you.
There's just no stopping in a white zone.
One thing, do you know what he had for dinner?
We did come back to the States.
Looks like I picked the wrong year to run for the board
- Striker, you all right? - Yeah.
First time?
Aunty Em...It's a twister, it's a twiater!
You don't know where that finger's been.
Can't push him too hard. He might break.
Course, zero-niner-zero.
That’s funny, cap’n never listens on airplane mode at home.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
IT'S AN ENTIRELY NEW KIND OF BURGER
Krohnberg never has a second cup of coffee at home
Every passenger on this plane who had fish for dinner
When we re-enlist, I'll teach them baseball.
You'd think after all these years, someone would listen to you.
with a 20% chance of precipitation.
Turn on automatic pilot.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
- Hello. - Hi.
Macias, get me Captain Oveur's wife on the phone.
I'll see if I can find some Dramamine.
danny, do you want to go to lunch?
to come out of this thing alive and in one piece.
Take care of yourself. Goodbye!
I like my hair cuts like I like my women High and tight
- Who wants to be first? - Go ahead, Clarence. I got it.
There's nothing to worry about.
- How do you do, Roger? - Nice to meet you.
Striker, this is Captain Rex Kramer speaking.
I just want to tell you...
I hope this hasn't been boring for you
"Sometime,
i don't know i think he peed a little i don't know i think he peed a little
like you did in the fighter plane.
I'd like one ticket to Chicago.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to not scroll downs first.
I say, let'em sink!
Watch your altitude, Striker. You're too erratic.
I speak Obi
It's not his fault. Could happen to any pilot.
Oh, hi, Roger. Glad to have you aboard.
Elaine, right next to the throttle is the air-speed gauge.
I know what you're gonna say, so save your breath.
Striker, you listen, and you listen close.
You're the only chance they've got!
Do you understand?
I had to ask the guy next to me to punch me.
Gate 9.
when was the time i played the dark eye chains of satinav? when you had sex with mr.matheson tim in trainor style.
Zierra on the phone with her Dad
Yes, I know.
but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
WZAZ in Banff where Disco Lives forever!
I know things haven't been right for a long time,
Krohnberg never has a second cup of coffee at home
- What did the navigator have? - He had fish.
Tell them the gear is down, and we're ready to land.
Pretty soon. How you bearing up?
how would you rate your level of burnout?
You can't come straight in.
Today’s market commentary
What's going on up there?
I speak Mazz.
Rusty never asks for second cup at home
And that you don't really try except during the playoffs.
There's no reason to become alarmed,
Extremely serious.
He looked up at me and, "Doc," he said,
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Ease up on the throttle!
Project Mgr: Maybe we should define all the requirements before starting development Product Team
it’s SO WINDY
Two more minutes? They could be miles off course.
These past few months have been just wonderful.
Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight.
who's filling in for macaulay culkin? inez schwilla-berensen.
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
There’s a sale at Wrigley!
Randy, are you all right?
they're all cheats and liars!
All right, I'm going to unlock the automatic pilot.
When you have 4 tees
Dev: Maybe we should bill the customer for our work Client Team
- Sure is quiet out there. - Yeah, too quiet.
Jews for Jesus?
But the other two pilots are just fine.
Jim, do you ever hang around a gymnasium?
Taxi!
We must have the recipient on the operating table within six hours.
When they built those roads, they had no thought of drainage in mind.
I've gotta get out of here
675, 650, 625. He's holding.
At least he'll avoid killing innocent people.
Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.
Angela