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Excuse me stewardess, I speak teenager.
roses
Lost number four.
I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in.
I wish I could say the same for George Zipp.
Be patient, Ted.
Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?
This is Captain McCroskey. This is Captain Roberts.
Yes, Doctor?
I love you.
and won't crack under pressure.
how about this leaflet, The Collected Witticisms of Jim Forumite?
Stewardess?
Sock it to me, sock it to me
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start taking shrooms.
It’s Sluggish. Like A Wet Sponge.
They'd never seen Americans before.
artifex would work on the tables to crumble them. yes the binding would carbonate the ridge by 2.2 minutes in J.K-KIU2938LO-K1 movements.
No thanks!
Looks like I picked the wrong gameweek to stop sniffing glue
Looks like I picked a bad day to celegrate St. Patrick.
Yes, birds too.
That's the whole story there, Rex. Everything we know.
We danced.
It's about twelve more minutes, Chief.
then gradually worked them up to rudimentary game skills.
Joey, have you ever been in a...
YES, YES. I REMEMBER I HAD LASAGNA
No, not likely, Victor.
Elaine had doubts about our relationship.
Good luck. We’re all counting on you.
How about a car show, Todd? No thanks!
Customer orders custom sling with a dozen different colors... WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!
When you don't post your group's news on the list:
no thanks!
Leslie Let’s go!
Sure is quiet out there Yeah, a little too quiet
Looks like I picked the wrong day to forget my adderall
That's good advice.
D
But soon, we gained their trust.
Flint never tells two jokes in a row in non-virus times
Striker?
i'll keep an eye out for gayle lookalikes, well i found one today barbie fashion fever styling head. and also at hillarys the lookalike was crouching down as if to say "well you've found me now."
Gym, do you ever hang around a gymnasium?
- Okay. - How's the weather?
Em
So accurate for DFW this morning
The decision is yours.
I remember everything.
I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me
He's right.
But Dr. Sandler says you'll be out in a week.
Shep, sit. Sit.
Stay on the fuckin saddle
My drinking problem
Auntie Em, its a twister!
we're here with labour libral senator penny wong, for ABC news. so ms.wong do you think ms.gillard will keep her "no clutter tax" promise? it's very unlickly kathryn but maybe i mean by 2033 it might be the greenies opposing for labour.
Yes, I'll be right down.
B B
Jacoby, what do you make of this?
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that ronald reagan film.
Oh, it won't be long now. Try not to worry.
Shana, They knew what they were getting into. They’re old and feeble! Let them die!!!
...we're all counting on you.
Sorry, Clarence.
Take out T-C-P
You want me to have an abortion.
I say, let em get sick.
Your life jackets are located under your seat.
ANGELA NEVER HAS A SECOND CUP OF COFFEE AT HOME...
How soon do we land?
SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT US
and we're running out of time.
About 2 more minutes Chief
Excuse me, this is the operator, Captain Oveur.
We're in terrible trouble. Over.
Waiting........
I take it black. Like my men.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to get high on merverts
Gravy never goes dry on a holiday?
Your war record?
All right, give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
but there's one thing I do know.
It's about two more minutes, Chief.
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home
Ricks, and don’t call me Loren
who flew during the war, so there's no cause for alarm.
You more than anybody.
There. Have a nice trip.
Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier
You like rodeos don't you Wilcox?
I'll take it, Elaine.
Besides, I haven't touched any kind of plane in six years.
Air Israel, please clear the runway.
hold the mayo
He thinks he's a pilot, still fighting the war.
Flint never tells two jokes in a row in non-virus times Flint never tells two jokes in a row in non-virus times
I think they're getting the hang of it.
Who's flying the plane?
TIA1 Now arriving at Oct 31st... ...nov 1st...nov 3rd...nov 6th...
He said: Suns failed to take advantage of a great opportunity, and Durant has masochistic tendencies.
I've gotta get out of here! I've gotta get out of here.
The tower? The tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Baby Metivier Due October 8th And Tara's Getting Larger
Oh, Ted, please be careful. I worry about you so much.
I say... let 'em crash!
Just how serious is it, Doctor?
- Well, hi, Joey. - Come on up here. You can see better.
Where did you get that dress? It's awful!