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LISTEN, I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO MY ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
NAH, I'M STILL KIND OF...
AFTER SPENDING FIVE MINUTES WITH YOU,
OR PLUG THE PHONE INTO THE WALL A LOT?
WELL, LOGAN IS THEIR SON.
OR GET MORE TREES.
YEAH, I HAVE A DARK DAY.
THIS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL EVERY WOMAN HAS MET EVERY MAN,
SO?
IT'S ONLY 5:00.
HEY!
IT WAS SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME FOR ME.
I'LL BE WALKING HERE IN A MINUTE, ANNA.
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM HEADMASTER CHARLESTON.
Now, please tell Paris how you feel.
FOOD, BOOZE, A LITTLE SONG, A LITTLE DANCE,
TO SHOW HER THAT YALE STUDENTS HAVE FUN, TOO.
I THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS
TOUCH THE TOE?
ANYHOW, I THOUGHT I'D THROW A BIG PARTY --
THEN YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP.
FOR WHAT? TRUST ME.
BUT ACTUALLY IT CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER.
BECAUSE WE OFTEN ASK A FORMER CHILTON STUDENT
[ BELL DINGS ]
"GIVE ME A LOCATION," OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU'LL BE DRAGGING HER DEAD BODY WEIGHT AROUND THE CAMPUS.
COULD WE SIT DOWN?
YOU WANT TO TAKE A CAB? MY TREAT.
NO, WHY?
* THEY GOT AN AWFUL LOT OF COFFEE IN BRAZIL *
DON'T GET INTIMIDATED AND DON'T GET IN THE WAY.
HELLO?
THEN SHE WAS ALWAYS GONNA THINK YALE WAS JUST A BIG JOKE.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT A NICE THING TO HEAR. I'M SURE WE'LL BE TALKING SOON.
LUKE'S DARK DAY -- THE DAY THAT HE DISAPPEARS.
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLASS, YOUNG MAN.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WONDER
AND IT HOUSES MOST OF THE UNDERGRADUATE FRESHMAN CLASS.
SHE SOLD IT TO ME ALONG WITH ALL OF HER OTHER CRAP.
HE DOESN'T GET AS MUCH ENJOYMENT OUT OF THE DISH AS I DO.
SO NOT TO WORRY. THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
OH, WAIT, THIS IS THE WRONG BENCH.
AND WOW, VERY EXPENSIVE.
FOUR CAPPUCCINOS AND THREE RED BULLS FROM THE FRIDGE.
"HEY, SIGMUND, LIKE IT OR NOT,
OH, WAIT, THIS IS NEW.
BECAUSE YOU KEEP ALL THOSE ANAL BOB GRAHAM KIND OF NOTEBOOKS.
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH?
PLEASE PICK ON HIM.
I HAVE CLASSES ALL DAY LONG.
[ Chuckling ] AHH, I DO LOVE THIS PLACE.
GOOD NIGHT.
40 YEARS AGO TODAY, I DID MY FIRST PLAY OFF BROADWAY.
WE'RE DOING GREAT. YOU WANT TO JOIN US?
RORY, TELL HIM YOU DON'T LOVE HIM.
I'm very glad to talk to you again, Ms. Gilmore.
I'M SHOWING HER EVERYTHING IMPORTANT.
MAKE SURE YOU GET
YES, YES, LET'S SIT.
WHO'S GONNA HAUL IT OFF?
THANK YOU. OKAY, SO, IT'S TUESDAY AT 8:00.
HE'S KIND OF GRABBED, ACTUALLY.