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OR WHY HE JUST HAS TO COME AFTER ME LIKE --
WHAT COULD HAVE DRIVEN YOU
TO THE NONEXISTENT COLLEGIATE SCHOOL,
THANKS. OKAY, YOU READY?
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT IS GREAT ABOUT THIS PLACE?
YOU'RE LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD.
PLEASE...JUST STAY AND YELL AT ME.
WE'LL BE BEATING THEM OFF FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
* LA, LA, LA-A-A
WHERE?
I HAVE NO DOUBT. NOW, I'M CALLING
RORY!
I HAVE TO GO.
HOWEVER, WAIT TILL YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS,
SHE CALLED ME OUT OF THE BLUE,
bright, focused, quietly determined.
BACK TO THE DINER.
IT SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING SO DARN MATERIALISTIC.
SHE'S NOWHERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE WE ALL READY? THEN LET THE DATING BEGIN.
IT'S 11:00 AT NIGHT.
DOYLE. PARIS.
LIKE SABRINA.
IS THIS A RELATIONSHIP? A ONE-NIGHT STAND?
WILL STAY WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
YOUR MOTHER MAY BE RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT OPEN LIKE THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
AND I'LL LOOK IT OVER?
MS. GILMORE, HEADMASTER CHARLESTON HERE.
MARTY...
LIMO BOY. SWELL.
I'M NOT TALKING A KEGGER,
OTHERWISE, PEOPLE WILL THINK I MADE YOU UP.
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND HOW YOU'D FEEL.
HEY, MARTY, I LOST ANNA. I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
THE TEACHER HAD NOTHING TO SAY, NOTHING.
BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO IF YOU WANT TO COME IN.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
HAVE WE SEGUED INTO DISCUSSING A MOVIE?
DINNER WHENEVER YOU WANT, RANDOM SEX WHENEVER YOU WANT.
IT WAS BUILT IN 1930, AND IT HOUSES OVER 1/3
IT'S A SICKNESS.
I HAD A BACK PROBLEM.
I CAN'T DO THIS LATER.
ANYHOW, YOU COME YOURSELF, OKAY? 8:00.
I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THE THING WITH MRS. THOMPSON.
SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP AT THE FRO-YO SOCIAL.
WELL, I'M A DRAMA MAJOR.
NOBODY KNOWS.
OKAY, WELL, OUR SCHEDULE IS COMPLETELY FULL AT THE MOMENT,
EACH COUPLE WILL HAVE ONE MINUTE TO TALK
AND AFTER THAT, IT'S UP TO YOU.
MAYBE YOUR COLLEGE LIFE, NOT MINE.
I HAVE TO GO OUT OF TOWN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I'M FROZEN NOW.
THE HAIR FLIP IS THAT EFFECTIVE, HUH?
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
HEY, PAY ATTENTION.
* IF YOU NEED
WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD AN INTERESTING THOUGHT
WHAT A WONDERFUL HISTORY LESSON.
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
HAUL WHAT OFF?
WHAT'S SHE ON?
HMM.
HEY, PATTY, WHY DON'T YOU DO A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR US?
IN THE COUNTRY.
MANY OF YOU ARE FIRST-TIMERS.
YEAH, IT'S A FRIENDLY WORLD OUT THERE, ISN'T IT?
BYE, JACK. I'LL WRITE MOTHER IMMEDIATELY.
WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG THING TO BRING UP RIGHT NOW.