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Home sweet home.
Hey. How you doing?
There you go.
- We're 50/50. - Bullshit.
30 per-- Who came up with that?
Heard you talk about my little brother, Liam,
- Look at you. - Hey, buddy!
Absorb it?
♪ ever close to ♪
I am not writing my memoirs.
- You know, go to movies... - Perfect. Sounds fun.
Come here.
because he threw bleach on his baby's mama.
since we have limited time.
♪ you were willing once before ♪
Oh, shit. No. Dr. Ma?
So what?
Let's see what your score is.
The third law of thermodynamics
Good. You're home. You deal with him.
Give Curtis some money before he calls the cops on you.
It's probably the last time you're gonna have it
during which time you cannot leave the state of Illinois.
Where the hell have you been?
and NA meetings to 100 hours.
Thanks.
Where should I put the money now, Mr. Kevin,
Unbelievable, someone pays you
I don't want to go to jail at all.
No, please don't answer.
So how's your day going so far?
- while she's out of town. - Deb.
Looked it up online.
- Yes, Your Honor, we ha-- - Except for one point.
and a toxicology report
Okay, take the trash out,
He shit himself.
and I wanted to surprise you.
What's going on?
Enjoy your coffee.
Okay. Fine. I'm dressed.
No jail.
I can't go back to jail.
All right, use a fucking towel.
- Is that everything? - Yes, Your Honor, it is.
They could end up in foster care.
He used to work here so I'm pretty sure you have.
Yeah?
once a week.
Retarded little Gallagher. Cocaine baby brother.
- I made a mistake. - You're guilty.
You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes?
Gary broke up with me
Or that you got molested.
Shit.
You text me immediately. Okay?
Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's
You make Justin Bieber look straight.
I'll grab it on my way home.
Working on that blog again, huh?
- Oh. - Oh, God.
- Okay. - Hey.
No, not who stole it, like, guess who stole it.
while your father was in prison.
You know, you're the reason that he left.
I can negotiate the hell out of this.
since we have two extra mouths to feed.
He is too sick to leave the house.
That means you'll have a criminal record.
Fiona, I do this every day. I'm telling you.
of having four babies.