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I'm cold. Give me my pipe.
Take your time.
Bloated and fat.
if the social worker makes a surprise visit
Bitches, that's my fucking money!
So who stole it?
It wasn't Fiona's fault.
Oh, no, I still got them.
All right, listen up.
Five years.
Nothing you can make with what's in Matty's kitchen.
- And he almost died. - Where were you last night?
Hey.
- Where? - In the damn keg!
Wait, so your mother was dating two different guys
You will be under house arrest until further notice.
Greg Jeffreys on behalf of the state of Illinois.
You wanted to have sex?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh. You like 'em skinny.
of child endangerment and possession,
Can we go to trial?
Sucks for you.
looking for your coked-out ass.
Sorry. Sorry.
Get the fuck out of here.
You mean your retarded brother?
There we go.
Whoa! Whoa!
hold public office, vote.
No constipation?
Wow. Is he a doctor or something?
♪ as I come ♪
Okay. Good job, fellas.
I'm sorry.
I've gotta keep you warm.
Well, we don't get everything we want.
You signed up for this.
Please tell me that I love him, okay?
So my mom and his mom got into this huge fight.
Let's see.
Jesus Christ, Ian.
Not a keg of beer, asshole! The keg with the money in it!
Hey, hey.
But I don't think it's gonna work
At this point, all our conversations
Well, what should I make him for dinner then?
Yo. You the manager?
and now my life is ruined? How is that fair?
We got to find Frank
Okay, Debbie. We need to talk.
you made bail.
Don't choke on any gray pubes.
Oh, come on. What are you doing?
I'm so sorry.
We mean no more weed.