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Oh, you had me at her-roh.
Help me out here.
Hey, how about those Knicks?
I've got a lotta bullets in my belt.
- Is this seat taken? - No, knock yourself out.
The bitch fights me when I put her in my car.
Thank you.
of the company, don't you think?
So you can obsessively monitor every milligram that he eats.
These are important years.
Pace yourself, Cujo.
I will be home anyway,
Buenas noches.
You just have to learn to compromise.
Oh! I can't stand him.
You call if you need anything. The vet's number's on the fridge.
What?!
- His friends? - Whatever.
I can't believe you are still playing with the puppy.
But look how sweet he is, sitting in his bowl.
We've got 30, and you have 217.
Yeah, that and $2,000 a yard.
Hello, my little poop.
Like father, like son.
Hello, Jack?
I was talking about my assistant.
He is the best. You're gonna love him.
Remember, we met at John Canalie's party?
Hi, honey. This is Karen, Grace's assistant.
I know.
Rosario, this is your lucky day.
You do what you want, but I just don't think it's fair
Yes, I know it's taken forever,
Who do we know that has that much time on his hands?