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Sweetheart, we just got here.
but it doesn't look good.
(EXCLAIMS)
"Don't call, write, e-mail or fax.
I hope it doesn't freak you out.
You wanna be gay with me?
J.D.: Hurry up. Let's go. WAYNE: Okay.
Just a little while, huh?
I'll kill you.
I do! ALL: What?
Coach, do you think after you get out of prison
It's true.
Go chop her head off or somethin'!
♪ Sing ♪
(CHUCKLES) No problem.
♪ And to feel this way ♪
Jail life is real tough. They're…
that you want marriage and a family.
(MOANING)
Hey! This isn't over yet!
♪ I think about you ♪
Come on. No, they're… they're not that…
Alive
Enjoy.
And I ran over him.
You're right. The woman's a monster.
I only know the Air Force ones
No!
The band needs him.
Water goes on white cloth And everyone can see your dong.
Great!
Yeah, well, the convent's got a great gym.
Wayne!
Yeah, everything's been really good, you know?
Before Judith, our fun level was at an all-time high, 93.
I wanna marry Judith.
I don't need it, because we're…
It already does that. Out.
Oh!
So you haven't taken your final vows yet, right?
♪ Sad songs ♪
Before I met Darren, I was…
(GROANING)
Hi. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
to join Darren Silverman
(TIRES SCREECHING)
♪ And I'll believe it ♪ ♪ till my dying day ♪
♪ Oh, she tells me ♪ ♪ all the time, oh, Cherry ♪
Well, um, my friend must have been mistaken.
Wow. Hey… (DOORBELL RINGING)
♪ And I choose to be there ♪
(TIRES SCREECHING)
And strong, too. You used to be able to lift me up over your head.
Be cool. We'll find some way to get rid of him. Okay.
I dunno. I guess I'd, move back?
You're gonna love 'em, honey. You're gonna love 'em.
WAYNE: And Darren joined the cheerleading squad.
Bye.
Oh, right. Because you love me.
No, you're not. You're just unsuccessful with women.
♪ You're the reason ♪ ♪ love's the way ♪
No!
Maybe she went someplace where she didn't need clothes,
DARREN: Judith?
Games on! Games on!
Where are we going?
(SCREAMING)
Darren, what happened to you?
I remember in high school, you were really into helping people.
No, no. We're in love!
♪ Some get lost, ♪ ♪ some make it through ♪
Wait! What am I doing? I can't let you go!
Yeah? See, you, uh…
That's okay.
WAYNE: Dude, she's stealing the truck! Come on!
Whoops.
(STATIC CRACKLING)
I'm really sorry about hitting on you before, I…
(GROANING) Get to the truck.
They started their own website, circusfreak.com.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(ALL GASPING)
♪ Hello again, hello ♪
We're gonna do it right now! Ready?
And I became a trapeze artist.
I can't! God!
♪ Oh, baby ♪
(ALL LAUGHING)
Here's your drink. Where's the lemon wedge?
You boys got any tp?
Get out of here!
We miss you. We never see you anymore.
Uh, that's Sandy.
That's why I'm here. Need a place to crash. Get my together.
♪ ALL: She got the way ♪ ♪ to move me ♪
(CROWD GASPING)
Yeah!
Well, in my profession, we call your obsession with Neil Diamond
Look, we need your help. I'd do anything for you boys.
(GROANS)
DARREN: Before I could muster the courage to ask her out, she moved away.
We can't let her go, or she'll turn us in.
I think Wayne was tryin' to set us up on a date.
Number one, stay away from women.
Uh, yeah. Yeah. We snuffed that broad just like you said.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
It's about me and my two pals, Darren and J.D.
He knows who we are?!?
(WAYNE WHISTLING)
♪ Sing ♪
♪ I believe in new beginnings ♪
Up yours! Go to hell!
When are you gonna get hitched?
MAN: ♪ I believe in happy endings ♪
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
♪ Hey, what you say?