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Wow. Good for them.
That's okay. I can just sit forward.
'cause we're cuttin' down on the water bill.
You know? Plus, with my relationship counseling sessions…
Hey, Judith. How's it goin'?
(GRUNTS)
Subway.. University
What is it that I always said?
and I'll have another beer.
Ooh!
All right.
I didn't even talk to her.
DARREN: It's midnight. Know what that means?
(ALL SHOUTING)
No way!
That's the perfect crime.
Wayne, I'm gay.
♪ Yeah ♪
Uh?
Hold your goddamn horses.
What? You've done that?
Wonder what's on the tube.
Judith.
Yeah.
Let's go, you maggots! Kill! Kill! Kill!
(CHEERING)
Okay, it's Tuesday!
♪ Sing ♪ ♪ Sing a song of songs ♪
Come on! Yeah, ha!
(YELLING)
Great. Look, I wanted to talk to you about Darren Silverman.
Just like that?
(GAGGING)
Uh, that's Darren Silverman.
Of course I do. Okay.
was incinerated beyond recognition when her BMW
(LAUGHING)
Hey.
Oh, yeah? What makes you say that?
I'm training to become a nun.
Right. And I remember you were a really good dancer.
to hook up with you!
Sportsmanship! Sportsmanship!
Ivy league?
And a hooker. Oh.
I brought you some more videos.
Oh.
Don't think that my presence here means I've forgiven you.
Wow.
(SHOUTING) Oh, why, why, why?
She was born in this house, is buried in the backyard.
No, it doesn't. Actually, I'm relieved.
(CROWD GASPING)
unlike other people who've known me for years
♪ And I made it ♪ ♪ 'cause I always knew ♪
MAN: You're fired!
Thanks.
Oh, my God. What is it?
sound after I say stuff from now on.
You suck!
Give her the old sweep-a-roo.
My guess is… Three times a day?
was my one and only.
Oh, I don't know.
that there is a one-and-only someone for everyone.
Don't!
Hey, uh, I'm Darren.
(GROANS)
I'm never gonna find the right girl.
If you weren't a girl, I'd beat you up.
(SCREAMING)
Look, you wanna be gay? Fine, no problem.
SANDY: I don't mean to be pushy, but
if this relationship is gonna get serious,
I'm here for you, okay? I'm here for you.
So Darren tells me you're a psychologist?
Oh, I ran here from the nightclub. But that's 30 miles!
I was engaged to a guy like that.
(GRUNTS) But? Well, I…
and this squirrel ran out in the street.
DARREN: Remember her?
Uh, thanks.
You've been pinchin' loaves on the lawn, man?
Look, there's a problem.
You know what J.D.? Let's fast-forward.
that she didn't even send us invitations.
The only girl I ever loved walked out of my life years ago.
I don't want your old house or your dead grandmother.
It's pancakes, sausage, uh, hash brown, Pop-Tart, pureed.
GUSTAWSCUKA GUSTAWSCUKA
Say, "I do."
J.D. became the school mascot.
No way. Judith's coming back.
Oh! Damn it!
use this.
It was so horrible.
I just… I wasn't thinking, and, um…
I go two hours, three times a week.
With cheese.
A nun? Well, that explains it.
WAYNE: And, uh, I started my own business.
Judith's alive, and she is your fiancee.
You, me.
I’m chafing
Are you okay?
So how are your parents?
Well, no. I mean, not yet.
(PIANO PLAYING)
Now come on.
(BOTH GROANING)
Hi, officers. You're safe.
So how do you feel about…
"D-17."
No. No, no.
Just try to stop me.
Neil, I love you!
Watch your head. This place is a dump.
Let me guess.
♪ Bop, bop, ba, da, da ♪ ♪ ba, da, da, ba bop, bop ♪
It's the lug nut. Fixed it.
Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.
♪ All these things ♪ ♪ and happy endings too ♪
Mpaa Stop
So I think it's best to wait. I think you're right.
Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Oh, my…
Eat this, fake Wayne!
♪ Extra innings, ♪ ♪ brand new starts ♪
than to go back to the big house.
(EXCLAIMS)
of poverty, chastity, obedience and silence?
Yeah! Okay, strategy session.
Judith?
What the hell is going on here?
(CROWD CHEERING)
BBC news
A Big Montana from Arby's with curly fries
You're in love with this slut?
Me, too!