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Well, not really, 'cause you're not blonde.
A date with someone besides my Aunt Gayle?
we are escaping separately together!
How long do we have to run?
That's a lot heavier than I expected.
Yeah. I had a vinyl seat
We could call parents.
Good idea, Bobby.
I wanted to be escaping with.
And I don't even know how much to tip!
All right, the funeral people will be here any second.
That's not good for business.
Aw, man, people are gonna call me cue ball!
Let's try it by the trash can!
What's, uh, going on?
I'm not a hero, Tina.
So it's quick, all natural, but pretty cutting edge.
Tammy's selfies sure liced a lot of kids.
I can't handle choices right now!
I don't want to be weird about it!
Uh, Nurse Liz,
So anyway, I've got a real zeal to heal.
They're not, right? No.
but Nurse Liz is kind of insane.
- Yes, the one that's not attached. - New one's not attached.
Move the table!
Superlice. "Superlice"?
I broke it. It burned me, so, I punched it. Go to subscribe on YARN Memes if they will stop. Bye.
God, I could read it, but reading?
Oops!
I've always been a booth man myself.
- I'm doing the news right now. - Give it back. Give it back!
You're drunk with lack of power.
With Louise.
No, really. Look.
and then drink the blood out of your scalp...
Stop shoving!
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh, wow, it's a real one!
Seriously, way to accessorize.
We need to get this girl some ice!
But kids have to do their part and get seriously sick.
Like I'll never truly know how cute my butt is.
because no hospital would hire me.
We-we can't be the farty stool restaurant.
Listen to it again.