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in crazy hotel sex.
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.
Say, one more thing about devil-lady in there.
That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
I'm about to take out the Slip 'n Slide. Let's do it.
Or are you just saying that to look good?
So it worked out great for me.
I just don't usually burn this bad.
You combined "you" and "are." "Yar." It made no sense.
[Sizzling]
[J.D.] My friends were happy, and even though I felt like the fifth wheel,
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.
- No. - Say it,
Don't worry, baby. I'll kick her ass for you later.
He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shifted
I got us a penthouse.
so you can think about just how lucky that makes you.
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
I can't get pregnant and I already got a fertility test.
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,
It also hurts under my pants... in my pants.
Or maybe I should just give it to the best intern.
Here are some tips. If you can't get over that you're doing it to yourself,
[Tapping]
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second
No judgment here, child.
If I wanted to waste my breath, I'd have given my wife mouth-to-mouth