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Why bring that home?
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
I'm sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.
Does it smell like pie crust?
You switched last week and I totally defended you.
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.
[sighs]
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.
[Carla] Mmm.
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.
Only kill him if you have to.
Hm? There was a line. I assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.
It really is unfair, you guys.
Good day.
Turk.
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
[Turk] At least you're not sterile.
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
[J.D.] Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.
- Yes, sir. - Terrific.
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.
[J.D. Over watch] Tell her I've known you longer.
- Hey, nice new watch, J.D. - Thank you.
Baby, I'm a man.
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
I call this "The Captain."