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Are you gonna stay here forever?
This is me before. This is me now.
Mmm.
Why should I work for you?
- Arnold! - Ha ha!
Whoa.
Dude, we got to check this place out while we're in town.
It's really tight over here, man.
'Cause I have a lot of tension in the old delts back there
Bernard, you may be a smaller Arnold
No. Melon's for good boys.
- No problems. - All right, okay.
Remember how much fun you were having bopping out those "hi, cuties."
You can't leave! You can't leave!
That's great!
Hmm.
Listen to the way you're talking about it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You sure?
- I should be able to get out. - Go get help.
There you go. Pretty good.
I don't think you're ready to settle down.
And so to quote Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,
But...
Ugh, I met this girl the other day, and I lost her phone number.
I usually dress with a little more panache for a special occasion like this.
I'm wondering if I'm ever gonna find that connection again.
- Bravo. - I'm gonna go say something.
She's an artist. She makes me laugh.
You're on your path, and I'm on mine.
All right, climb out, man.
All right, stop freaking out.
I hear you.
or are you still making SpaghettiOs?
It'll be good for your Tall Boys profile.
No, it says we're supposed to make this left.
That's a bummer, man.