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Maybe it thinks we're in a different spot.
I mean, yeah, but it's not just about the sex.
Yeah, you got not girls,
- He's stealing Arnie's essence - Calm down.
but if Ellen loves you, you must have a huge heart.
Ciao.
DiGiorno.
Okay.
He loves food. He loves travel.
You know, when I was in high school, I was this skinny, dorky kid.
Ooh, ooh.
Thank you.
Yeah, I've seen those Throwback Thursday pics.
They'll be judged on taste, originality, and presentation.
Allora!
I don't know.
So this is Mercato Albinelli.
But after some unpasteurized cheese
Wait!
Hi, cutie!
It's like an Italian wonderland in here.
- All right. - Wait, so we take a left here?
What are you doing here? I thought you were coming in the afternoon.
Ha ha!
Mm, yeah, GPS says take a left down this alley.
We were talking here.
Yeah, I think about that stuff, too,
Just go to the right a little bit.
So should we just become Italians?
Let's jump in the pool!
No, no, we can try.
Um, to be honest, I'm just thinking about this wedding, man,
- You're serious? - Yes!
Is that the groom?
So one day I did this big show with my band, Cheesesteak Armageddon.
Um, why don't you take my hand, buddy?
- Wait. No. - I know what I'm doing. I'll be fine.
Love you, pasta.
In fact, earlier today I told you I loved you,
So what's the deal? Can you just try anything?
He's kidding. Come on, come on, bud.
Okay, all right, I'll climb out of the sunroof.
So you're just hooking up all the time?
Ooh, by the way, can you take a video for me?
"Miss you, big boy. When you coming home?"
Yeah, I do know what "doppelganger" means.
Dude, that's Ellen.
Oh, is this, like, a serious ex or more of a "hi, cutie" type situation?