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if "right now" means tomorrow night at my seminar
somewhere on Earth there's one woman.
Aw, geez, she's coming back!
when the Springfield Shopper started printing in color.
What's bothering you, son?
I don't know. I don't know to remember. I don't know!. I don't know to remember!. I don't know. I don't know to remember. I don't know!. I don't know to remember!.
pinkie pie loves to poop!! i will poop on springfield!
Like West Virginia does for Virginia.
Hey, you! Spending Valentine's Day by yourself?
'cause your mom aged 30 years in a day?
I just have one question about hair.
Can we close the door?
Hmm.
Wedge Antilles from Star Wars, and me, from now.
and circumference-less platter of nachos.
Well...
Oh, that's okay. I only needed a touch-up.
See? There.
I can imagine the pepperonis are Swiss chalets
You can't listen to those women, Mom.
nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow!
and painted over the nubs.
We're running out of time, people.
you're supposed to be here like you promised.
Oh, Homer,
Hmm, she doesn't seem so worried about her gray hair.
What are we?
I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you.
D'oh!
Oh, and then I found a gray hair-- no big deal.
No, thank you for your bravery.
Normally, I think your mom is hot...