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Oh, not too much chicken for me, Lois.
We're not gonna, but at this point...
Because, you know, I fucked that chick and I think she's well under 18 years old.
Ha-ha-ha!
- Ha-ha-ha! - Oh, there he is.
You had something really special there.
- What? - Brian, your script...
going back to college so he can do right by his 4-year-old daughter.
Uh-oh, Rupert, our main blasters are gone.
Brian, I'm not gonna read this with you standing here.
What a pain in my class.
We now return to Big Jaws.
Oh, who cares about that?
Hi. I'm Todd Goldstein, senior executive of programming here at the network.
Please tell me you got that on camera.
- I think we can do better. - What?
It's a serious drama about a father raising his 4-year-old daughter.
3 x 13 x 41 = 1443
I'll just go ahead and place this in your hand.
Hey, Rupert wants to go play down in the basement.
All right. Got the little guy up from his nap.
- What's this? - What the hell?
And I don't think it's the Avon lady.
Now, this is just a thought, but we're doing it. She's 18.
Chris, I'm worried.
- I mean, not everyone can say that. - Ahem.
- Come on, Joe. - Okay, come on.
And I wanted to take him to the hospital but Chris wouldn't let me.
You guys aren't gonna believe this. Call a tow truck.
There we are. Now when you go: