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He stalked my best friend, then he stole his identity.
Maybe this is news to you, but love isn't some element on your periodic table.
Why is it taking her so long to read that thing?
- Got you. Got you. - Stewie, get lost.
You guys took it and turned it into something cheap and ridiculous.
People want something more real, more grounded.
We hired writers to come in and punch it up a bit.
I discovered Dadmium.
I felt whatever the most senior executive felt.
- Here I go. - Rupert, get back here.
My fault? You were the one chasing me.
Come on, Stewie. Up in your highchair.
This Brian Griffin?
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Ha-ha-ha. They look like little robbers.
Strap yourself in. No matter what happens...
I'm disappointed because you sold out.
I'm not disappointed because it was bad.
Don't relax yet, Rupert.
You know, you've spun gold into these pages.
Why not now, you know? Just get it off your plate.
13 x 101 = 1313
"Oh, where's that crazy pen?" Well, there it is. It's in your hand.
He's not waking up.
- You think this outfit is too revealing? - What do you think, Brian?
We did some testing this morning. We've discovered the problem.
A father and a daughter both in college together?
Oh, gosh. You know what? I don't even know what I did with the copy...
Hey, what's up, douche bags? I'm here to audition for this stupid pilot.
Now everyone's doing the Charleston.
From the first time I read that script, I just knew it was gonna make it on TV.
I don't care because I got an A today as a dad.
So question. How long has Stewie been unconscious?