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Yeah, when Wilma opens her eyes tomorrow morning...
and no license.
Drop me off at the flower shop.
After it's too late, I run out and buy some flowers.
- What, Fred? - The same thing.
- I explained everything to Wilma. - You did?
Simple. Since I'm dressed for it, I might as well do some dusting.
- you'll get your fingers burned. - Yeah.
- Go ahead, take a little guess. - I don't have to guess.
Wilma!
- Go ahead and play, Shorty. - Thanks. I'm a little rusty, though.
And where is my breakfast as usual?
Officer, wait!
88 has admitted the theft of a hot piano.
All I wanted to do was surprise my wife on our wedding anniversary.
Good, that'll be $1,500.
Wilma hit me with everything except rice and old shoes...
- Wilma, I'm home. - Fred.
I'll watch the bumps, you watch the piano.
How's about your muscular little friend there...
Stand back while I throw a little weight on it.
Five years.
- $1,500? - He's only got $50.
- and I won't make a sound. - Good.