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We're gonna be doing the show live today.
In light of the circumstances. What circumstances?
I mean, because I'm a woman, you think you'll beat me?
But I don't mind if you don't.
The point is, it's healthy to explore your sexuality.
Ooh, ooh, this next one's my favorite.
Oh, my goodness. Well, I don't know about that.
Her mother won't let me see her.
(clicks empty)
(normal voice): Oh, hello, I'm stew...
Like james earl jones playing darth vader.
Bet I'll beat you to the barn!
He ain't got no legs
And I'm grouchy, so get out of my way!
I'm so glad you came over.
(gasps)
Maybe I like having sex with fat guys.
She's absolutely beautiful.
It just feels like I'm lying to peter...
I'll keep him company till you get back.
Well, here are a few women who might beat you to the barn:
I am not little mary sunflower,
Okay, now me.
Absolutely! You're hired!
Get out!
Convenience. Yeah, but why'd they...
Mom, dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend
Well, it was very nice meeting you, anthony.
Let me ask you this:
Yeah, I go to places you couldn't get back from.
Yeah! Hey, mary,
That's not true, you take that back!
She ain't what she used to be, all right?
Is he playing a dick?
Like a button and put a band-aid over it.
Because... I think I'm in love with her.
Which begins with the letter "t."
Ugh, then why do I feel like 40 months?
Why do you care?
That just because we're on a farm,
"that's it, I can't take this anymore,"