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No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter. Oh, going to school.
Ah, yeah. Just a second, Corey.
♪ Saved it all for love ♪
to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings.
Yeah, I don't want it. Um-
♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]
but as you get better, you hear less of it. [Engine Stops]
I just don't want it to get too heavy. I feel really overloaded.
[Pats Shoulder]
and I've realized, what I probably should do is just carve out a goal,
And— And I never get nervous around him.
♪ Ah, love somebody ♪
[Knocking] [Diane] Dad, are you okay in there?
Hello?
but what you'll really be thinking is, "We had sex."
Thank you.
Self -actualization Woah
It's kind of all right. Yeah.
No, don't say that. It's not good for you. Don't- You're right.
but it's going to get worse.
I have to be honest though. I have-
♪ I am complete ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪
Worry about that later!
[Chuckles] I feel so bad being with you.
You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on The 700 Club or something.
No.
♪ City got me drownin' ♪ ♪♪ [Drum Beats]
It did? Uh-huh.
All right. Personalized flight gift from Corey: books, cassettes, magazines, anything?
♪♪ [Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five"]
Um— I- Well-
and they ask us never to fly the friendly skies again.
I need you.
Listen, I don't know your name, but, uh- [Machine Beeps]
How you doin'? Okay, fine.
And it's you.
You wanna make things easier on me? Then tell me where you were.
♪ I drive off♪
Lloyd, she's being difficult.
Hey, what's up, man? How's it goin'?
- Let's get out of here. You want to? - [Diane] Yeah.
Joe Lies
She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know?
♪ Some never have a chance ♪
Hey! That’s it! That’s my house! I live there!
And that is it. I'll be okay.
[Sniffles] I love you.
[Quietly] God. [Sighs]
I'll be home soon.
You're headed for day care, buddy.
♪ And Tammerlane ♪♪
That's a whole story you don't want to hear. Sure I do.
[Sniffles]
Thanks, bro.
This is me telling you about me.
One question. Are you here 'cause you... need someone,
♪ To my lonely heart ♪
Lloyd, give it up. Do me a favor. Take a picture of me with her.
Sport of the future
[Laughs]
We all know what the answers are.
So I went through all the different feelings...
Look at this one. Uh, did you-
Okay. All right, I will. Okay, bye.
Hi, Lloyd. How you doin'?
The toughest fellowship in the country, and you won it. I won?
Uh, thank you very much. You've been very kind.
Mine says stuff like, uh, "Lloyd, see you around maybe."
How do you know what I'm gonna say? I don't know.
She's a brain... Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess
I got all this stuff I can show you. It all says the same thing.
By the way, I hardly remember- I've wiped her from my mind.
Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.
I'm a good person, but you are a great person.
up to 12 months in advance.
You're trying to get me to say something. That's why you’re telling me this.
"Having taken a few courses at the university this year,
I don't know. I felt like I wanted to tell you somethin' I didn't put in the letter.
♪♪ [Beat-boxing] ♪ Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void ♪
Get— Better get downstairs, huh? Yeah. I gotta change.
The Back Bathroom (Snaps Fingers) Let's Go
Good, good, good. [Exhales]
I love you guys.
You let me defend you.
I know.
♪ That'll never be me That'll never be me ♪
Well, go ahead, pick it up if you want.
♪ It's the only one you own ♪♪
Three hours of commercial-free rock and roll. Good morning.
Hello?
[Jet Engine Whining]
Diane, everybody loved that you showed up. [Chuckles]
I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. That's eating.
He's Wiggin, Man.... He's Wiggin
which is the kiss of death for Lloyd. Why?
You're probably standing there monitoring. So just, uh, one other thing.
Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.
I have a letter from your daughter. Do you want it?
[Groans] You like it?
- I am. - No. No, the world is full of guys.
And then I blew it. I called him "basic."
Say what?
No, you don't know what it is! It's not for me.
When you found out that your daddy is a Big Time Ghetto D slanger
It's all so fucked up.
Don't worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We'll be antisocial.
You know, your room is always ready for you. You can come home if you want.
♪♪ [Continues] I don't think so.
I don't know. What, am I being selfish? I-
Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?
Here's my keys! [Chuckling Scream]
what are you doin' for lunch?
- Do you know that look? - [Mouths Word]
How I make it through 24 hours of rain
Diane, in a million years you could never be a priss.
[Continues, Indistinct] I love this album.
No, I'm serious. So am I.
Diane Court! Dude, I can't do it, buddy.
- Pardon me? - I'll go.
This gentleman is- He's 22, and he comes out of hiding, like, once a year for this occasion.
It's great to hear you say that, because-
Really?
♪ I see the doorway ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪
What are these? Uh, Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.