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'Cause I figured, what I really want to do with my life— what I want to do for a living-
Uh, give him a present. Here.
I probably wouldn't have gotten into Cornell,
So that— that's the reason I was, um-
Basic. Huh!
You've always called before, always. Now I'm not asking what you did.
[Lock Turning]
But what if that doesn't happen?
What do we love? Pain!
Good morning.
Because it's loud enough, and the neighbors don't complain. That's how come I know.
Michael Cohen!!!! You must chill!! The Bruins are on!!
It's comin'.
Hurt me again? There's not a chance.
♪ In my car♪
What?
So what did they write in your book? What did they write to Diane Court?
Order dino nuggets
♪ Some throw their chance away ♪
[Girl Giggles] Whatever you say, Brian.
I've glimpsed our future, and all I can say is... go back.
Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food.
You know, I don't even know if you’ve got a young man in your life.
Because you wake up, and then you're frying burgers,
Uh, I'm Lloyd.
biochemistry.
[Punching Keypad]
Well, if we’re friends, why can't we see each other?
Work that jab! Work that hook! Work that hook! Okay, take a break, take a break.
[Engine Whining]
I've got more songs to do.
You're Watching Key And Peele On Comedy Central You're Watching Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles On Bravo
Well, it's- [Clears Throat]
- 8:00. - [Whispers] 8:00.
for the tax years 1982 through 1986.
[Chuckles] Oh, Mr. Taylor, you're a vision in green.
How did that "happen"?
Confirm this with my office and my client.
[Groans]
Uh, wait, wait, wait a minute.
He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation.
♪ You don't want to call nobody else ♪
"Go back." That's great.
Well-
All right. This is really great. All right. We're goin' out. It's a date. It's a scam.
[Vehicle Passing]
I hereby surrender my duties as key master. Gimme a beer.
[Quietly] Whoa.
Class of 2021
Dad, in a million years, I would never give him a pen.
Now work that bag! Work that bag, J-man!
What do you want?
Would you hold this for me? Yeah.
To our left we have the street where she broke up with me.
I was gonna tell you I love you. But if you think you—
What do we love? PAIN!
♪ No, never ever, ever Don't you ever think it ♪♪
Dad, you have to teach me the stick shift this weekend.
Forget it. I don't care.
the army's most sought-after technical training-
I need to study, and I— You need to study?
Oh, Look At This Gentleman Here.
That's what everybody says.
Oh. Well, here, then let me give you another card.
I'm sorry. How you doin', brother?
Man, you're bringin' me down! Shut up, man. We're goin' to a kegger, Lloyd.
I just think you should break up with him. Unbelievable.
I make their lives better!
I guess I'm pretty bad at this, but what I want to do is- Could I please-
I used to have this thing with marking the words I looked up.
[Feedback Squeals] Thank you.
that comes from phony billing, phony patients.
Go around just in first. Just feel it. Right.
I'm supposed to confiscate your card,
- All right, Lloyd. Thanks. - Maybe we'll come by tomorrow, help you clean up.
[Sighs Quietly]
Diane, I take better care of those people than their families do.
Did Joe come with Mimi tonight?
This is nightmarish. Diane, you owe it to yourself...
I know this is a strange thing to say, but maybe Diane Court really likes Lloyd.
I'll-I'll see you later. Bye.
Yeah. [Laughs]
Okay.
[Quietly] Sit down.
I just wonder what could be more important than what's going on with Dad.
Lakewood, Lakewood have no fear!
[Girl] Hey, Dobler! [Girl #2] We are out of control!
Are you kidding? That? [Camera Shutter Clicks]
I'm looking for a dare-to-be-great situation.