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(SOBBING) You idiot.
Remember Halliday's announcement.
I'm serious!
We can sell up to 80% of a user's visual field without inducing seizures
(SOFTLY) But I didn't ask you here just to help us find the egg, Parzival.
I liked how things were when they were...
Halliday kept track of every movie he ever watched,
cross-referenced that with public records, and voila,
Kira, I told you, like the character in The Dark Crystal.
You don't need a destination
The way your inventory bursts out when you die.
ANNOUNCEX1.
In the OASIS, you'd get unlimited weapons, magic items, ships.
Meet me at loyalty.
What's his password?
We can sell up to 80% of a user's visual field before inducing seizures
EXECUTIVE: And yet, he's got the first key.
I'm 11 years old
WOMAN 1: What a freak! WOMAN 2: I thought he was kind of cute.
(MAN YELLING)
ART3MIS: The Distracted Globe was one of the first clubs
sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere,
Ahh!
How much of our house money did you spend on upgrades?
Wah Wah
(ROARING)
I can handle the challenge,
Can sell up to 80% of the field w/o inducing seizures
There are no zombies The Shining.
I just needed to be sure.
IOI came for me in the real world.
No name, just numbers.
"Congratulations, you are the proud owner of the Orb of Osuvox,
(MOTORCYCLE SPUTTERING)
Get me out of this thing.
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Yes, you!
"A hidden key, a leap not taken. Retrace your steps, escape your past."
Wade Owen Watts, born August 12, 2027.
Bingo. Okay.
Ninjas don't hug
If you're watching this, I'm dead.
Kad dodju da krece trobojke
Where the date was.
That's what you're in love with.
If you push it, the whole simulation shuts down
TOSHIRO: Start with access code.
Alice, call the police!
Say that again.
No, you don't know! My dad died in a loyalty center.
and to find it, you didn't even have to win.
Meet me there. 10:00 p.m.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
I ought to kick the both of you out. I swear to G-O-D, Wade Watts,
Death matches and artifact hunts are a good way to coin-snatch,
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
There you go. Good as new.
WADE: Ugh. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Samantha, you know I love you.
AECH: Hey. Z, yo.
IOI has purchased and consolidated all of your outstanding debt,
Right. So that's where we go next.
and her endless string of hard-loving losers.
All right, so I'm looking at a diagram of your rig.
We estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures
(BOTH GRUNTING)
What part of your past are you trying to escape, Halliday?
then he got sick, and he couldn't afford to get out.
Wait, I thought the Cataclyst went off. How are you still playing?
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
People don't live inside an Asteroids arcade cabinet.
♪ We're not gonna take it anymore
Z. He's still alive!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Hooray.
WADE: What? I told you.
Can you fast-forward to the stuff about Halliday's date?
No. You can keep it.
I promise you that Facebook, erm, Meta, will not induce seizures
I am Parzival of the High Five.
try not to accidentally erase
Really? You really think I'm gonna win?
Where is she?
Nine o'clock and three o'clock. Can you feel them?
Groceries are here.
At first, it was jammed with gunters looking for answers.
IOI will not reimburse any lost coin if you zero out.
What the hell's a Cataclyst?
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Favorite game variant?
WADE: We call 'em "Sixers" 'cause that's the company rule.
We can sell up to 80% of a users visual field Before inducing seizures!
♪ Stayin' alive ♪
But none of those people had the Copper Key,
(CACKLING)
It makes no sense.
(YELLS)
Then what are you?
Adventure was created by Warren Robinett,
A bomb. Kills every avatar on a planet, even the owner.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
Art3mis?
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
and the access code to contact her.
Off! Yes, off.
WADE: Sorrento started as an intern.
I know that, Nolan. But he won't be for long.
(GROWLS)
Who told you to use them?
Um, yeah.
Just once, years before they were even married, but yeah.
Wait, what?
Now Parzival's got the Jade Key.
WADE: The only thing Halliday let this guy do...
You want the Millennium Falcon?
with designs on becoming the first.
And there's more, they just put a force field
You look awesome!
(WADE GRUNTS)
No. Halliday was madly in love with her.
(SCREAMS)
Ahh!
(ART3MIS CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
Wow.
Oh! I mean, I've got tons of plans in the real world.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
It was you, Mr. Morrow.
bot - *sends hint* Team - WHERE'S THE JUICE? GIMME THE JUICE!
"We'll spot them"?
Daito and Sho.
Drop the gun! Now! On the ground!
Well, we've had these kind of conversations before,
Good job, Z. We're in his account.
"She might be a 300-pound dude named Chuck..."
At the movies
Check this out.
Voila! Which is french for... "aaand then i found out..."
Maybe it's because that line means something
and why wouldn't you? It's smart, not to show your hand.
One of our oologists saw them enter the media library.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
A fanboy knows a hater,
And despite that, and the fact that she died,
Right. Well, I guess you can say whatever you want.
Why don't you tell 'em this.
in rooms for an invisible dot.
(ART3MIS LAUGHING)
♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha
-What up, Z? -What's up, Aech?
Before I died, I created what we in the biz call an "Easter egg."