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You think I won't kill you?
That should release you.
Four million a year.
that Halliday was obsessed with,
I'm so sorry, I didn't--
We need to know. We need to find them!
It looks like a giant hamster ball.
Youtube getting close
Wait, really? I should have asked for five.
-It's an ambush. -(COCKS GUN)
Dial Alice.
Wade, no.
No!
One minute left.
(GRUNTING)
You'll forgive me for this, I promise.
ART3MIS: Oh.
(AECH PANTING)
Some of you already know this,
"and what you need, want, and desire will be found in the fortress tragic."
No. Have you considered that Art3mis could be using you?
Mechagodzilla!
No, him.
like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner.
(GRUNTING)
who had recently bought an X1 bootsuit,
(WADE CHUCKLES)
It's a test.
I'm taking the leap.
Once we can roll back some of Halliday's ad restrictions,
'Cause it's just full of all these things, man,
I also know where you are. Unit 56K, Columbus stacks.
I'll bet you anything. All my coin.
Losing your shit
(DEVICE TRILLING)
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 11, so what?
So you now have the power to turn the OASIS off forever.
WADE: "Wade Watts."
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-Yeah! You look... -Oh.
That's a really cool rig.
BOTH: Hello, Danny.
Oh, yeah!
Little girls, y'all know how to get out of here?
(BEEPING)
(GIBBERING)
You won't be around to endure my maniacal reign.
Those are explosives!
the amazing world of gumball
(MUSIC PLAYING)
I will never let the future of the OASIS rest in your hands, Nolan Sorrento.
the whole of the OASIS on your first day.
I zeroed out 'cause of your broke-ass gloves.
uh there will be no ship tax under a goverment i lead no ship tax ship tax ship tax ship tax. ship tax ship tax ship tax.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -But we're gonna... we're each gonna bring you one now.
about an explosion
like me and Sho and Daito, and my best friend, Aech.
when a guest ask something for the room do not disturb sign on the front door
Yeah, that's right. I know who you are.
We can sell up to 80% of a user's visual field without inducing seizures
AUNT ALICE: Wade? Wade? Where the hell are my gloves?
It is a lot of money. I could really use it.
Sorry about the blindfold.
"Read these instructions before deploying. To turn orb on, off."
and its based on the best selling book by sega
-Huh? -I like it. I liBuckaroo Banzai.
Hello, Mrs. Gilmore.
I might say something off the record.
Wow, you really switched gears there.
Maybe it's 'cause Art3mis said it, and she's hot.
AECH: A fixed rig like Sorrento's is easy to locate, hard to hack.
It's your last chance, Wade.
It has to be Joust!
Sho?
You could have, like, different tiers of accounts,
WADE: The High Five took over the OASIS,
Hey, what about this?
(PANTING)
I say, tell that to the gunter clans in the gold mines of Gygax.
Yeah, he has a key,
It was an instant success, and it made them both very rich.
No, no, no!
(ALL GROAN)
WADE: Halliday purposely removed every mention of her except for this one.
Okay, am I being punked?
He thinks that we're all too distracted to even notice...
But we know they're in Columbus. And now, all five of them are together.
So you lost a death match.
Well, he's a superstar.
(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
Nolan, it's a level-99 magic artifact,
But I know how important Halliday's competition is to you, so...
That's why he was such a hero to us.
No.
MAN 3: Thank you so much! MAN 4: Dude, you're my hero!
What's the matter? Life getting you down?
We can sell up to 80% of a user's visual field without inducing seizures
He got the egg.
If you wanna talk, we can talk, but you gotta put that gun down.
And?
Pull.
John: Mr. Bob Halliday. Something I don't understand.
♪ I'm a woman's man No time to talk