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What's wrong with you?
Oh, no!
You with the denim, you with the thermos jug.
and we'd have a big party with Ring Dings, Little Debbies,
Never mind what he got planned for me this year.
Working for the state.
Good-bye, Elvadine. Good-bye, Amber.
nothing in this world worth fighting for.
Hey! Good job, Dad!
Seen bird houses built better than this.
You stay right there.
They say he should've died instantly.
Hi, hon.
I'm a-gonna raise a fuss and I'm gonna raise a holler
I'm scared.
I'm gonna kick your ass for this, Simmons!
if I gotta break your leg into 10 pieces, I'm taking you out of here.
All right, Dad. Good luck.
Something happen to your lip?
It's all over now.
Dad, he's hitting our car!
Way to go, Lester!
That's an order!
Well, I'm gonna take that to heart.
with a tire swing, a vanity and a picket fence?
Stu, let's nix on this. We can find another lot.
Them doctors called it post-traumatic stress.
Stall them a minute. I gotta think.
Come on, let's go!
Stu?
Seems like our kids are gonna live.
Oh, yeah. He's always calling her names.
Son, you're a tall boy.
Oh, man.
He's lying in that hospital, on machines that're breathing for him.
The sunshine of your love
Would you like to go back to bed?
Way to go! I knew you could do it!
We ought to teach them and their slimy buddy Lester Lucket a lesson.
We got to that helicopter just as... Just as the enemy was coming in.
Oh, no.
Go to the principal's office.
Grab him!
Put your arm up here next to mine.
What are you doing up this late, Pocahontas?
I've been waiting so long
He was hurt. We were all hurt.
Well, I'm driving!
You're cutting down yourself.
Watch this.
Come here. No!
Craft's too heavy! We can take one man, that's it!
If I can't control myself, how I expect you to?
Boo!
Don't you say one more word!
You think that up just now? That's a classic. Did you hear that, trespasser?
That old thief, Lipnicki.
He died.
Now, you don't wanna help him, that's okay.
Yeah. We sure did.
You took my dad. Don't take Billy. He's just a little kid.
I'm gonna give you one last chance to back out.
It's draining, I guess.
they would surrender and the fighting would end.
We're trying to.
You know, my father, he used to say,
Are you going away again?
Come on, Dad!
Billy, you promise to keep quiet about us coming here,
Any of you bring any money?
And I was so scared of being left behind that I...
All you gotta do is get everything on it. Everything!
Get away from my friend!
Some of these people been writing us checks for, oh, a nickel.
And he looked like you, but only bigger.
Don't let them go nowhere, now!
That's what we get to do.
No, no, Stephen. Stephen, it ain't no use.
What? Why? It hasn't even been a week.
Why don't you just say you hate everything under the universe
Damn it, Billy!
Good boy. Stu!
Come on, let's get out of here.
So we deposited Billy on firm ground and went to visit Dad again.
I apologize.
But if you wanna know what I think...
as long as they believe they can
Yeah? What's she saying?
I was gonna tell you.
Ever since he'd come back from Vietnam, things hadn't been just right.
And you, with the hearing aid!
Take a breath. Come on, wake up! Damn it, Billy, fight it!
It'll be worth it if it does.
Us girls got there first, and we raced for it and tied!
This is disgusting, stinking crap!
Heathcliff Scott, Milton Jenkins, Edgar Johnson, Eldridge Williams & Oliver Gibson Come to the front desk
It is entitled, Why My Life Is Like a Bowl of Cherries.
Stu?
Now, I'm giving you this advice
Kick him again!
Can I get two, please?
All right, let me see.
Tell me what? What'd you do, Lidia?
You got a Hostess Twinkies condition.