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Yes, please. [ Back cracks ]
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Jerry: Hmm... Uh...
Um, maybe keep heading north?
You ladies discuss responsibility
Oh, my God! Yeah.
It's not just your own ice cream you're forgetting.
She's too much woman for you.
You little pervert. You like a little pervert.
Because I know what you want.
Yep. Basically. Sounds right.
I also...
Jerry: Sorry, I'm -- Is this? Ooh!
I want you back in my guts like
Favorite Culkin.
No, do 9. I'm kidding.
but I know you're just a scared little overachiever
while mocking my weird little dick!
Their ice cream is like a hospital bed.
Ew, what the hell?
all the control we can get.
I'm freaked out by how hot this is.
I will allow that assessment.
We forgot the ice cream.
Sorry Jerry got all husbandy.
One thing to keep in mind, though.
Oh, my God, I cannot fucking believe this!
and silently bear the burden
Discovery Channel, why?!
[ Jerry laughing, Summer and Morty crying ]
Today is a day for thanks.
The least we can do is speak English.
You can't just take my controller
Bro, tell your son you love the shit out of him.
Jerry, don't leave angry.
Oh! T-There's the realism setting.
[ Speaking French ]
I'm so grateful to you,
No, Jerry. Worst case she says "yes."
while laughing in Martian French about my weird little dick!
[ Both laugh ]
-What did that mean? -We refuse to care.
Literally. Probably by my own hand.
[ Both laughing ]
In his own sad way, he's taken control.
with another woman!
You mean, like staring at them in a numb trance?
Anybody ever tell you you're overly analytical?
a woman married to a man