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Oops. Skull fracture.
Well, what are we talking?
Yeah, and I look like Salma Hayek.
No.
So far it's a tie.
made the decision to go through with it.
Please!
I've got a crap load of love to give.
All: Oh!
That's not a problem I have to deal with.
Wow.
You're a little bit more like,
I just knew I wanted her to have a better life than me.
Okay.
If anything, he looks like Tom Cruise, I guess?
"I pretend to like jazz, because it makes me seem cultured."
an assistant manager someday.
I don't want my thing to be that I'm the sensitive one.
No. Uh, boy or girl?
anywhere except the abortion clinic.
I'm walking away.
Garrett's the cool one.
I'll, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.
See, that sounds stalker-y,
It's the best that I could find.
Well, that's actually a life hack.
Oh, the "H" you will.
That's a violation of the code of conduct.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Oh, god! - I... no... I didn't...
Yeah.
So I'm, uh, part of the group now.
I love to get together with my employees
Yeah, seriously. That's brutal.
You stop hurting my baby!
- Thank you very much. - You dug your own grave.
Call that teasing?
Yeah, write that. That was good.
to the severed leg of a mannequin.
If that's what you see when you look at me,
who wore his pants backwards