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- How about this one? - Oh, yeah.
I think we're gonna be fine.
What is this?
What do you know?
I'm a stable, loving, married man.
wipe it front to back or back to front?
I'm recording this entire conversation.
Uh-huh. Wow.
This is how rumors get started.
Sounds kind of British.
but that is not what is happening.
and I already lactate as a side effect
- Oh, really? - Mm-hmm.
Well, then I completely understand
- Oh, my god! - Is that supposed to be Amy?
Amy is busy.
You're the one that outsourced your job
Well, I didn't set out to have a baby.
Same principle as a burrito.
Whoa!
Wow.
to go around saying things like that.
You would understand
The point is, if you go down the adoption road,
Come on! Help me out here.
What?
Yeah.