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"Pretty Sure It Doesn't Work That Way, But We Can Try."
Wait, wait, wait! Please, just give me a second!
Go on. Go, get out of here.
Which literally translates to...
That was our cell.
Huggies Natural Care wet wipes.
True heroism in action.
And a sexual predator, too. That's rich.
I’m sorry? Apology accepted
And promise me. Promise me one thing.
Walk away! Just walk away!
Dang boy
I'll burn you! You stay back!
He may be running late.
I need to take you back
Love you!
to a supermax, 80 miles away.
Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
Orphans.
I guess my heart was finally in the right place.
And you can create it at any moment in time.
But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
There's one out there for you.
I can't feel...
That's unfortunate.
It belongs here where it can grow.
maybe clear out that excess moisture.
You guys stay there.
There's a time for us. It's just not now.
You think we didn’t go ski because of a light breeze?!
Wade, what are you doing?
you're not better at.
Use my arms as backpack straps.
Huh?
This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy.
I like to think that I've rubbed off around you, too.
"Pretty Sure It Doesn't Work That Way, But We Can Try."
they keep a monster in the basement.
You always make it hard
We beat them overseas,
He's gonna go straight to jail
I'll give you 30 seconds.
I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
and who'da thought?
and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry.
outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation...
The good news is,
Isn't that a little derivative?
No, I want you to join.
Your crazy matches my crazy.
Wade, Yukio.
Be at the X-Jet in five.
so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick...
"There's a first time for everything, son."
There's one bullet left in that gun.
From now on, we'll be known as...
Nothing can stop the Juggernaut. We need backup.
in Mother Russia.
Yeah!
No! Tripping motherfucking billies!
I'm gonna rip you in half now.
after a lengthy standoff
- Wander the Earth... - I'm in.
Yup.
Why are you protecting the kid?
you broke my heart, Wade.
Talk!
Knowing you.
Wade.
Fuck. Fuck you.
X-Force.
This is the family
Trainee!
What in the fuck knuckles is this???
Say what you said every time you tortured me!
men are destined to become their father...
Four or five moments!
There you go, little fella.
A bomb?
Bad news is the whole team is dead.
You're ruining everything!
to draw off of for Todd.
Big CGI fight coming up!
I wanna take them back!
Hold your testicles there, buddy, okay?
Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you.
Hey. Look at me.
Did he taste the rainbow?
What the hell are you...?
I'm talking about your face.
- Hi, Yukio. - Hi, Wade!
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
I was a soldier. Special Forces.
Have we met? I can't place your mustache.
Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you?
but a sense of power within yourself...
I just saw the ad.
Don't you want your surprise?
Jesus Christ.
What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes?
where I could pull the string and get out.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Other hero's hiding their identity Vs Deadpool
I don't know what this is.
How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings?
- What? - You heard me.
That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now...
Reactive Task Force
and young enough so they can carry
I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir.
No superpowers at all?
and let's kill this motherfucker!
Open, open, open.
No!
You've been sitting here for three days, okay?
A panic room? Really?
Ooh, too late. I'm sorry?
Kevin with a "K"!
Yo también quiero vivir ese sueño don pool
Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
- It is Glen, isn't it? - Daniel.
Bye Wade, Bye Yukio
I love you, Wade Wilson.
Think everyone did.
We're the X-Men!
there are people...
Damn, it feels good to be a startup!
You’re just straight shirt cocking it?
Hi, Wade!
On your fucking knees!
I'm sorry you had to see that,
You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material.
Can't maintain an erection
- Open yours. - All right, all right.
What am I supposed to do around here, anyway?
designed by Fox executives...
- Wade, what did you do? - Colossus, no!