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You know what "fine" stands for, Wade?
Still hurts to hear out loud
Holy...
Power-dampening collar.
I cried when they canceled Felicity.
Just about 30 seconds would do you good.
and then have consensual sex with their sister?
and we'll make him our bitch!
Look at me. I'm an easy target.
and the X-Men were called in to restore order.
The Juggernaut!
Ool Ooo
You know, you guys look amazing!
Look out!
- Yeah, we're X-Force. - We're X-Force.
Peacetime makes people soft.
- You did. - I really didn't.
He even runs like a fucking pervert!
Pelvis to pelvis.
My job!
Whoever planned this stunt's
Who is he talking to?
Shuts down all mutant abilities.
When I get really scared, I get nervous erections.
They got the legs out, and they said,
The Proposition has a wonderful
that I care about, and she's gone.
She always struggled.
"Pretty Sure It Doesn't Work That Way, But We Can Try."
The hell's happening? Describe it.
because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick!
Oh!
I accept your apology. I never apologized.
You'd have to be insane to take off in this.
Blessed are the wicked...
The monster's with them. I wouldn't fuck with him.
But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh?
If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day.
Oh, man!
Why is your hand so tiny again?
Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword.
What's your superpower? Cultural appropriation?
But if you kill him, he wins.
Happy?
signed on to be in that movie.
Yukio, Wade.
Right? Yeah, you got 'em all.
- Huh? - Got a match?
Ness?
and you know it, you sick son of a bitch!
Uh, Earl!
You think we didn't jump out of the plane
Maybe I can get you out of here.
one to get me home.
No more speaking lines for you.
Please, after you.
I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter!
Hey!
You kind of killed him.
with your ears.
They're soft, they're moist. They're for babies.
I can do thirty.
couch cushions after Shark Week.
What kind of dumbass question is that to ask?
- "Rusty" is terrible. - Toughie.
No, no, no, DP, not again!
Just let it happen, okay?
except, of course, that.
Domino, mind slowing us down?
I can hear you rummaging around in there.
we track them down and bring them to justice.
Time to make the chimichangas.
Hands off that kid, John Connor!
and killing, and killing,
Take your mask off, Wade.
But you can.
Why do you think I'm helping him?
No. You did it for me.
BEAT IT, MIDGET
and Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever...
No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please!
I heard the news, sweetie.
And why is he dressed like a registered sex offender?
That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again.
What kind of spineless shit stick
Cells 7, 12, 14, 27.
- It doesn't have to be him. - If you knew what I knew...
Why don't you just say it in an Indian accent?
Cool your pits. They're growing back.
as you charge at me with murderous intent.
But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments!
KESZEY & KAYZE CAN YOU HERE ME?
He looks like a pervert!
we'll do it together. It's no big deal.
Hmm?
What?
and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film.
You can do this.
I'm sorry.
why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then?
Whoa!
I feel the soul exiting the husk.
I got one more idea.
Hit it, Dolly.
Thank you, Colossus.
You live in this dump. Guess what?
You remind me of my wife.
Holy shit pickles
Shit!
That's how we do it
I'm Zeitgeist.
doesn't shit itself into oblivion.
so they will never use you.
There's only one person in this world
According to the Kubler-Ross model...
Relax.
f it
I bet you do, Brown Panther.
He was trying to hurt me...
You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the...
Don't worry. You're not going to die.
Fuck superheroes.
I could barely keep a straight face.
No!
I'm just surprised anyone would date you.
Start the fucking car!
I can't bring him down alone.
because of a light breeze?
These restraints are pretty...
All right. Say you wake up tomorrow morning...
- Yeah, it is. - No, it isn't.
Oh!
It is now.
Sorry I'm late.
Deploy! Oh, hey now!
If there's anything you take away today...
The point is...
They will not replace us.
30 seconds.
Second biggest guy.
Let’s flip a coin… heads you get what you want, tails, you get what you want… I’m not even going to look because I already know you’re getting what you want.
Is it the kid?
Yeah.
You'll find out.
New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers
Cause I hate em. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
And last, but not least...