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According to the...
He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul!
What the fuck do you want?
You never cease to surprise me.
Definitely all the way up to the elbow.
Oh! Really?
Peter!
Wade?
My body is an instrument of death.
Isn't that Canada?
grab those dreams by the dick tip...
Well, come here.
Not in prison. I assure you...
Let's go!
I'm gonna see you...
What was that?
Good listening. I stole that guard's pen...
You get back here, young man!
He dies tonight, Wade.
I see what you did there. Puns.
Oh, mission accomplished?
Maybe treat yourself to a blow and go,
That's right! I'm fighting dirty!
They say millennials are the hardest to reach.
Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy.
You're in the shit now mustache!
And it was the best thing I ever did.
So, basically, you're Dave Matthews.
What in the ass?
i did take 8th grade spanish so... ?Donde esta la biblioteca
Hey! Asshole!
Maximum Effort
Because of you.
Say it!
Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say...
You're making the face that you make when you urinate.
Take them to the Ice Box.
Fucker hates mutants.
I have a mission now.
BOTH: That's good, yeah.
Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life."
♫ Papa... ♫
Kristen? Kirsten?
No, no, no!
Accidental double entendres!
denial is just one of the five stages of grief.
Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut!
You got no family.
He's not here, is he?
Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
without buying shoes online?
but what did he do to you?
- with police here behind me. - Get away from me!
It's only 3am, so...
Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
There's gotta be some way to die.
With training, you can be X-Man.
or you'd be in the back.
I'm Batman.
Only best friends Execute survivors together
Kid, I think you picked the wrong side.
We need a secret code.
Let's play a game.
That makes two of us.
I use a device to slide through time.
- Black Tom Cassidy. - White Wade Wilson.
No.You got me.
who are healed by my hand.
Now we're getting it.
I have a mission.
No, Wade, because of you.
Huh. Could've used one of those in the first act.
That was probably a bad idea.
Okay, I'm fine.
You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus.
Russell! Wait!
Look, I get it.
there's a wind advisory in effect until at least...
"Heart's in the right place."
Does it really get the job done?
Anywhere's better than here.
He came into my home...
Oh, God! We're not a team.
Don't worry.
I was raised in this place.
...several police cars were destroyed
Let's see your soul, perv!
shoot that mother f ers shoot it
The last thing I need is more hepatitis.
I need a bus to get you all out of here.
other than the need to Google, "What the fuck is dubstep?"...
I'm that kid's only hope,
All I remember is he was African-American.
You're the one who said I was ready,
He's dead, too.
Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought.
All these old guys on the wall.
Well, guess what, Wolvie?
I'm like Tupac, and you're like Ice Cube.
In every film, there's a moment
Russell is not killing anyone. Russell is not killing anyone.
"Rule number one. No killing...
You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter!
Hey. Been meaning to ask you...
handsome face and said...
God, you're a douche.
20 years old, shrapnel.
You wanna borrow a pair of pants?
Such a glare.
blade, then me
John Wick 3, but with the original director.
There was a bunch of
What can we help you with?
My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar.
A mutant boy is appearing to have
Like Beyonce says, "Please...
My pile of shit father took off and bailed.
We're definitely naming our kid Cher
I'm sorry?
I guess dubstep never dies.
I was born into war.
Transport to Cross Force Maximum Security
No, I'm gonna stick around for a while...
like nothing happened?
We're like thugs, we're like gangsters.
Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is...
Papa.
to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov.
Convoy, 12 o'clock! On my command!
And all I wanna do is grab her and see her
I didn't have a family, either.
It is no friend to chilled aluminum.
It's a good thing Cable's not driving,
Maximum effort.
People think you wake up a hero...
I see through this weak act.
Stop!
Russell's gonna burn down that orphanage.
Lets go fuck some shit up
but I guarantee he hasn't killed
You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Your friend's about to make his first kill.
I'm not Spirit Riding Free material.
We do. We’ll always have Boulier.
every time you're tempted to act upon your urges.
It's not dirt. It's the blood of my dead daughter.
They say laughter heals anything...
Go get him, tiger!
and I frankly disagreed with you.
Lonely at the top, eh?
The one in Minneapolis. You know the one.
That's such a you thing to say!
- Fuck your pudding! - You like pudding?
A sense of confidence is nothing
It's a little hard to hear you
Not working out at all.
Traffic?
One that doesn't end up in my mouth.
I fucking did this.
There we go. The kids call this docking.
That was effervescent.
That was some cold-ass shit, kid.
He even runs like a f**king pervert
I ain't letting Cable get to him,
For $45, you get sucky-suck.
Here we go. Bring it in.
Anyone but me.
- You're gonna be fine! - This is not good, man!
my superpower is just unbridled cancer.