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And now I think the only thing left to do
Oh, look! It's Kathy!
I believe people would be a lot happier without presents.
It seems they've started letting ethnics into the big leagues.
That was Led Zeppelin.
(KISSING)
Deftly... Thank you!
Well, the hoboes sure will appreciate
It'd be my pleasure, Homer!
Oh, I'm so depressed. Engage candy bar.
Awesome! I'm blasting all the state capitals!
I'll show Flanders. I'm gonna give everyone a car.
Come on, Death. Leave McGrew alone. Take Tiny Tim!
(SOBBING)
It's that rookie from the New York Nine.
I love the holiday season.
ALL: Yay!
The stars are sweetly wrinkled
Man, so this is how it feels.
Dad, are you okay?
Santa Claus is dead.
I'm upside-down so much!
(SCREAMS)
I don't need her. I've got you, Astrolabe.
I'd better see my shrink and rob his ass!