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- Right. No. I'm lactose intolerant. - Right.
Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.
Secret-keeping is a complicated endeavor. One has to be concerned...
Why do you drag me into matters which have nothing to do with me...
I have no information about your interactions with Penny...
You seem to be implying a back channel between me and Penny...
Don't be ridiculous. You love trains.
Terrific.
So....
You would've had to express that desire before revealing the secret...
Julius Caesar was a Sheldon, not a shaman.
- I didn't say anything like that. - Good, because they don't work.
- Hi, Penny. - Hey.
Penny lied about graduating from community college...
...12.5 miles southeast of Traverse City, Michigan. Hello
Like a cheap suit.
- Do you wanna switch? - No. That's fine.
You said Penny told you a secret. What's the secret?
He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
Until I find a permanent place, I will stay with friends.
Yeah, but it doesn't really answer my question.
- No. - Did you buy generic ketchup?
- What's going on with you? - Well, I might ask you the same question.