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...are generally on their way to the cemetery.
Now she's worried that her grandmom's...
If she comes in, buzz me.
You love him?
You know, that imaginary little friend of his.
Hello.
Thank you, Mr. Viola.
Welcome back, Miss Hayes!
What a tangled web we weave.
Then, can you leave a message that I called?
-Really? -Really.
I need to find out what to do with her IRS stuff.
-Do you mind if I join you for dinner? Well, I....
Helen of Troy's home, you wanna keep it a secret?
That ridiculous smile on your face...
Are you sure you can see without your glasses?
-Four and a half. -David.
Once again, my brilliant grasp of the obvious.
You mean the for-better-or-for-worse- till-death-do-us-part married...
It was fine.
Yeah, I know.
Like what? Did you miss a few happy hours?
-Your office? -Yes.
Mr. Addison comes in this early?
So how was your stay in Chicago?
What do you mean you sold my house?
No, but if she wanted him to know, why didn't she call?
...but I write, I consult, I lecture.
On behalf of the entire company, I would like to tell you...
So a systems analyst is someone who analyzes systems.
...that doesn't have kiddie menus or booster chairs while you still can.
Better than great, David.
Does it matter to him?
I was gonna be the Johnny Carson of the rail.
-More marshmallows. -No, no, not enough oomph.
Maybe she wanted to surprise us.
Miss Hayes.
I don't know why I said I did.
You're not supposed to be here. Don't move.
Her mother answered.
-Deluxe combo. -Neither.
He's straighter, narrower.
Well, I'll be darned.
Next, you'd be flat on your back, feet up in the air.
-You're being silly, Walter. -Silly and boring.
...I must say that as far as Blue Moon goes...
-Tonight. -What about tonight?