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♪ Now take a deep breath And inhale death, Facepuller ♪
[SNARLS]
Yeah, right.
[LAUGHING]
putting him back on top once more.
I wanted your friendship.
D-Dearly beloved...
I'm getting today is double chocolate chip.
Hey, Anne, thank you so... thank you so much for coming.
Bling-a-ling.
The vacuum he's using is a Hoover Purepower and what he's vacuuming is socks
[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
Whoa. Okay.
Yeah.
- ANNE: Jesus Christ, Eddie. - [RADIO CRACKLES]
[RUMBLING]
♪ Ee-ther, eye-ther Nee-ther, ny-ther ♪
Stand two feet away from the bars.
No one likes you dan
[QUIET CHATTER]
You chose me?
REPORTER: Would you say your friendship with Cletus Kasady
What-what do you mean? We-we have to leave right now
Yeah, I'm okay.
CLETUS: I promised we'd be free from here.
It's only right that you hold the door for me on my way out.
It means that we are...
Eddie was wrong.
[GRUNTS]
[SPEAKER BUZZES, CRACKLES]
- escape from San Quentin Prison. - [KNOCKING]
[CARNAGE SQUEALS]
♪ What I heard in the night What a fright ♪
in the morning, Eddie?
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
You were nothing. I made you special.
That circus of hell...
I know.
♪ Or all the nights I had to struggle to survive ♪
speak now or forever hold th-their...
Yeah, I'll sign here.
No, no! No, no, no, don't! Don't!
- ...left to rot... - Is it marriage? What...
- VENOM: You suck. - You suck!
Dearly beloved, if anyone objects to this marriage,
♪ Dotted line and sign, I'm A killer, I will not be kind ♪
This is not about being a hero for me, man.
pull up some files from St. Estes,
Botched it.
[THUMPING]
[GUN CLICKS]
You want to break his heart, too?
♪ Or am I in my own head? Can't tell anymore ♪
My powers are too strong.
- VENOM: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Everything that I did not say.
[ENGINE STARTS, REVS]
♪ Now you see me Standing in the lights ♪
I love you!
♪ I take measures That are drastic ♪
That is so '80s. Dan, pack quickly.
Eddie Brock has a big secret.
Hey, aren't you Eddie Brock?
That's right. All right, well, how about this?
Bsbanx Fuck this guy
No injuries. You fix them.
[WOMAN WHIMPERING, GRUNTING]
COMMENTATOR: Just because of how quickly he moved in...
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
You're talking about Anne again.
Okay, I actually don't have time
That is so hot.
♪♪♪
[SIRENS WAILING]
FRANCES: [GRUNTING] Get off!
♪♪♪
VENOM: 80 billion light-years
All I know that... i-is that he can't go long
What in the world?
Dude, what are you doing in my room?
- Yeah, and not yak. - VENOM: And not yak!
- WARDEN: Somebody let me out! - [PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Small brains
I don't know, I-I thought it would be better
Thank you.
Mano a mano, Brock.
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
- ♪ Venom ♪ - ♪ Venom ♪
She will love it.
MAN: Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
[CLETUS LAUGHING]
- Can I come in? - Yeah, sure.
♪ I guess I always been A star type ♪
- Leave him be! Leave him be! - [SCREAMING]
and I had a really successful TV show!
aka Spider-Man, aka the Spider Menace.
when he decided to be a complete lunatic.
♪ Had to lose it all To win the fight ♪
Please.
or is this a real "He's not here"?
♪♪♪
EDDIE: Look. Look.
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. Cletus Kasady...
he's spoken with.
Every hero has an origin story.
[LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
- Yeah! - No!
You didn't write about the part where Cletus was abused
and he eats chocolate, and that's it.
[SQUEALS IN PAIN]
I will take you to Lucky Strike,
He would never have been beaten
There you are.
Any last words?
[GROANING]
[GRUNTS]
You know, it would be nice just to have your support