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that we finally need to deal with.
I'm gay.
Every mother has killed someone.
Who's Arthur Valentine?
♪ But what the heck? I'll still take the check ♪
When there's any moment of quiet, I think about her.
and then I get a treat, so I associate the two.
why it's especially important to walk around in a circle
but my owners made an arrangement
Hey, what's the matter, Brian?
Awakenings!
were able to get transportation here on a Tuesday.
I'm gonna need Billy Joel to help me out.
We never meant to hurt you, buddy.
Nobody does that.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Wow, thanks again.
- I ate him. - ♪ He ate Stewie, holy crap ♪
I never thought Chris would take things so hard.
Who wants to start it?
I'll always remember you, Brian.
Well, I best be going anyway.
You know, I was supposed to be on one of those planes.
The winning bitch, for the tenth year in a row,
He must be a zombie!
so I'd stop chewing the crap out of my foot.
Uh-huh, and he has a long beard...
Aw, that sucks. I love chewing the crap out of my foot.
Don't you?
I know. It's so lame, right?
No, but for real, it's that dog Ellie over there.
If it's funny, I can. And so far, they've all landed.
Listen, I'm really sorry to cut things short,