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I'm sorry. I'll stop.
Fun stuff. Listen,
Okay, okay, but this counts as an hour.
After you use your evil to help me.
That's not what it's about!
¶ He said, "That's okay"
Mom was the one that tricked you into inviting Pop Pop
'cause the words make him sad.
"A" is for how awesome this family is.
The moment felt right. It's not.
Uh... We should wait on Pop Pop,
and deadly fists of this family, not her!
(SNIFFLES) Thinks he's better than us, that bastard.
Just some father/son bonding time.
The cat eats the baby... No baby gets eaten.
Not like me.
My dad wanted everyone out,
to fully realize my vision, but they're quite pricy.
or I'll make you go outside and play catch with your dad
Now that man will eat my food and his words.
Come on. You can't have Thanksgiving from a box.
(BONES CRACK)
ADULT ADAM: To my mom, it was a time for family.
My kids were little. They were hanging all over me.
It is if you fight it!
How you feel?
He's your father, and I have no right to...
No. Did anyone get a car?
You? No.
Yes, I can see how you might think,
ALF: (ON TV) Get away with murder, so to speak.
Maybe that's a good thing.
I thought you called him, Murray.
So I'll be upstairs.
Then you were selling alpaca wool.
just with a single (IMITATES CRACKING) crack of your cervical spine.
ADULT ADAM: What I didn't realize, it spoke to my dad even more.
Well, then, when can we?
How on earth can you think this song's about being a lousy father?