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He's got the good spot in front of the good building.
Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them.
- A big-screen TV at that price? - What a sale, huh?
What, I gotta buy a present now?
- You're very attractive. - Yeah.
...he'll be at a nude bar watching a dancer in the same outfit.
Maybe we should call her.
Doesn't she have collision?
Look, my father works for the United Volunteers.
Due to his tireless effort, he has personally raised over $22,000.
...I'll give you permission to sublet my room right now.
Don't forget where the car is parked.
I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's loving it.
Death panels, crack pipes -- it never ends!
How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate.
Okay. All right, we'll see you later. Bye.
Three crack Four bam
If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles.
It's a big one.
I agreed to become his butler.
- What's the matter? - It's over.
Love The Drake
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fantastic.
Charity? That’s appalling!
Well, the handicapped woman, I went to see her.
I Don't Think You Did Such A Good Job On These.
I Want You To Pick Up This Big-Screen TV... ...And De-li-ver It To Her!
I'm watching every Super Bowl here. Every big fight.
...when I see someone enjoying themselves like that...
- $240 bucks? - Well, it was slightly used.