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- What's this? - That is a universal remote.
and certainly Boston's fans.
Actually, it's a really funny story. You're going to love it.
- Is it always like this? - Nah.
All the talking and the arguing and the complaining.
My dog, my bed, my car, my TV, my stereo...
And when we make a commitment to a student,
- Yeah. - Enjoy yourself.
- Ten liters non-rebreather mask. - Peyton. Peyton.
That's fine. Fine. I promise. Whatever. Let's go.
That's what friends are for.
- Football is my life. - Football is my life.
This is about Peyton, what's best for her.
and that nothing's ever going to change that.
Get in there. Get in there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, swamp mouth.
Football.
Boston advances to next week's divisional playoffs
Boston has defeated Denver.
at that coveted trophy, which has eluded them for all these years.
Can you say, "Nightmare scenario for Boston"?
Out of the shotgun.
Yes, I am. I go to a magnet school, so I have January off.
No, dude. It's like Walter Payton, right?
Oh, that's a good one. Oh, this is a good one.
That's why the Celtics are my team for life.
Yes, I do.
What happened?
Is that all you can say for yourself, is "Karen"?
Hey, Sanders. What are you guys doing here?
I know.
But I didn't think there were going to be so many people.
Stop touching things.
My teeth are really white.
Tell me dear
Let's try that one again.
Hmm?
Great block, Webber. Great block.
better than anybody.
My mom says that Fanny's makes kids fat and gives them gas.
I'm going to show you who the real king is, Joe.
Here we go. And three, two, one... Go!
Fanny.
- No way. - Way!
What did you just say?
My name's not on this.
Hey, P. P! Hey, P.
It's on the news.
Tight formation, everybody. Calling an audible.
There are a lot of weirdos out there in the world.
and kinder and funnier,
What did I tell you about touching the remote?
She's...
Fine. Fine. I'm going to listen to this one time, then that's it.
Look, lady. I don't know what kind of parent I am.
Sam, baby. Not to worry. Our Joe's not a quitter.
Spike!
- Good! Because I am sick of it here. - What do you want from me?
It looks like Danville, the backup quarterback, is checking in.
- Enjoy your drink. - To us.
Tatianna!
Hey...
but she's going to be fine.
Too soon to tell.
Where does everybody at your ballet school think you are?
It's right there. See?
- Her cell won't work in Kassala. - Email?
What can make me
This is not good for the Rebels.
Like that?
Peyton!
Canela? Soy alérgico a la canela!
And all of a sudden you've got to call an audible
King's here, Danville. I got it. King's here.
I've also got this. It's my birth certificate.
My father took me to my first ballet class.
Oh...
Spike, what are you doing?
You also have her crazy long eyelashes, too.
Kingman looking downfield. He has Sanders.
And one, two, three, very long...
Perfect.
to get back on this field.
Down set!
Don't do it, Elvis! Don't jump.
- Your name is on it. - My name is...
Can't find anybody, he's on the run.
As a matter of fact, I'm on the opposite of break.
When Annita sells the #1 Home!
Indianapolis claims that they're going to send us on a long vacation.
Hurry up, offense. No huddle.
I'm so afraid you'll be angry with me
The King doesn't want his queen to miss him too much.
Details.
Because he's looking at me.
That was a long time ago. We were crazy in love, but too young.
...every Sunday. ... every Sunday.
Just one more question.
Come on, Spike.