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and you're telling me you're incapable of playing a tree? Come on.
Are you okay?
Please tell me you're not on the lam again.
Hey, Joe, how can you remember the plays
for the second year in a row.
Now, will this be the year the King takes them all the way?
Let's just see how many Fanny's kiddie meals he sells first.
I mean, my dad says your chili cheese fries rock.
- Hey, Joe. - Hey, man.
What's your name, sweetheart?
So I got you a little something special.
What do you want to do, Spike? What do you want to do today?
Take Drake!
This is ridiculous.
- Thanks a lot for the heads up, Larry. - Hey, I told you she was cute.
"Joe, I know this is a big surprise, but Peyton is your daughter.
So late.
Mmm.
'Cause she has such a wild imagination.
Did I just hear the King give up?
Hey, old man. Are we ready to win the big game?
I never should've come here.
- What's... What's with the Beethoven? - It's Tchaikovsky.
What happened?
Oh, no. Peyton.
is will Joe Kingman finally get a chance at glory?
Yeah, well, you know, it's New Year's Eve.
Do you miss me tonight
Hey, Cindy!
and called you sweetheart
- It's just LOL... - Quit stalling.
You made it. Have fun.
say...
E- mail me lots of pictures. And Peyton, I love you.
Never
You're lucky I haven't called the police.
Let's go!
If not, he would never let Maddox
- Home? - Yes.
King on the couch!
Hi, this is Peyton and Karen.
Do I really have my mommy's eyes?
Oh, my goodness.
for their chance to etch their names in sports history.
- I'm 21. - Are you Joe's long-lost daughter, too?
- or he thinks we won't win. - Oh.
Get it back! Get it back! Get the game back!
The Big Bad Wolf
and call an audible, okay? And...
I guess she inherited more than just your charm.
we've seen march through the playoffs.
But what really sets this future hall-of-famer apart
if you've got motivation and determination.
She's on a water sanitation project bringing fresh drinking water
Peyton!
no.
Blessed with crazy strength and ridiculous agility...
She had a pink dress, a red dress,
Where you going? What are you doing?
Oh, she's allergic to the dog. She's allergic to the dog.
He never says "no. "
Is that her bag?
- Yeah, the championship. - That's exciting.
Hold on a second, Joe. Can we have a word with you?
- Well, we'll put colder ice in it. - Glove.
And she needs to be in a stable home
Oh, Peyton, I've won much more than that.
I thought the team would be better off without me.
Fix it.
Some of the experts say it's because he's too selfish.
say
My father.
Thank you so much.
Can I say something, please?
I said sixty-six, slot seam left on three. On three. Ready?
Come here. What am I, two feet tall? Peyton!
I know you do. Me, too. Watch. Watch. Here we go.
and you're going to give me some answers, okay?
- Yeah? Pardon me, Mr. Kingman.
Well, Boomer, after their impressive victory today
No way.
So, I guess I'll be back in a couple of hours. Bye.
- To think you walked out... - I didn't walk out on your mom.
Or an hour ago when she almost died on your watch?
- That's it. An instant 25 million. - Hamburger.
The King picked me!
with someone who's known her her whole life.
eating Peanut Butter Patties, you know?
My name?
What did I do?
I'm Joe Kingman, baby! The quarterback of the Boston Rebels.
in the first round of the playoffs.
We're just warming up, so come on.
My guess is that it means you have a playoff game this weekend.
And look where we're standing, Joe.
I mean, it's true that mothers are definitely smarter
Drake, the linebacker for New York, is having a whale of a football game.
When the linebackers are creeping up to blitz
You were freakishly large.
What's the "romance" button for?
Airway's almost closed. Let's move her.
- Not some man. My father. - So you say.
Of course. Everything.
And every time you bat those things, there's a huge hurricane in Hawaii.
The other end, Stella.
See, I especially like the Xs and Os down there.
Tonight's Tuesday. We're going to carbo-load.
Because you might want to take some notes.