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- Wait a minute, that's not what I said. - Listen, listen.
Hey. You're going to the opening tonight, right?
Then you got to call an audible.
They are on a mission to shut Kingman up.
take him out of the championship game.
My mom!
But I'm a kid and kids love sugar. I mean, the simpler the better.
"I need you to watch her for a month. It's an emergency.
Well, I think you can make a little exception for me.
Hmm.
Can he get up, though? That's the question.
Joe, what is an 8-year-old girl doing in a nightclub at 3:00 in the morning?
You're going to need all your strength to bring home that championship.
He scores.
Come on, this isn't a sport.
from that funny yellow soft drink Joe gave me last night.
In what should be a tremendous showdown.
We going to miss you at dinner tonight.
Nothing.
Yay, The Movie is Over
And then you get inside people's minds,
You said you'd have to get back before she does?
Never thought someone so little could be so much work, huh?
I'm going to go and wash the dishes.
is right here, in the heart.
When you've had a long day
So, if ballet were easy, they'd call it football.
I'm looking to confiscate Sanders' man card,
Look out.
Blondie, you're up.
She has passion, talent, discipline.
Oh, is that why you never smile?
Peyton.
No. No. Nope. No!
Yeah! I did it again!
But what really sets this future Hall of Famer apart...
And one, two, three, four.
I'm telling you guys, these aren't the normal onion rings.
Party!
Joe, it's your call.
You want me to sign that?
Right here. Chop-chop.
"Stupid" is a mean word
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
the one that doesn't accept any new students full-time
Get a submarine sandwich and a diet soda.
Come on, Joe. Get up. Get up, Joe!
Joe Kingman must be banged up pretty bad.
- Beyond the field... - Beyond the field...
...nothing beats the thrill... ... nothing beats the thrill...
something seems to be wrong with your mouth.
Boston Rebels! Catch the magic.
An autograph of Joe Kingman. They all want it, eight to 80.
All right, all right, all right, all right. Listen up.
I'm not going to be an enchanted tree. I'm a quarterback!
I guess you'd say
- How old are you anyway, four? - How old are you, 40?
I think she said you have a killer smile, bro.
Hut!
You're a freakishly large man
With only a minute remaining, Kingman would have to put together
Well, I'm lucky, because as far as I'm concerned, you are nothing like me!
This isn't happening to me.
This is "cover-two," little lady, so stay close.
Muffin, just talk to your Auntie Stella.
the drive of the century.
- A Peyton Kelly, sir. - I don't know any Peytons.
Mmm?
See, look at that. Three houses just blew away on Oahu.
- Now, number one on your toothbrush. - That's funny.
and we don't accept students without an audition
Is there a ballet school close by?
Yeah! I got that. Mental note.
Wait. Where are you going?
Hey, Joe! This way!
Her mom gets back from Africa in a few days.
Mmm-hmm.
Peyton! Peyton!
If I had a dime for every time I heard that one.
Cooper, wide right, shifts back to tight end.
Take care of her, will you?
Either way, we have a lot to discuss over dinner.
Marv, what is this?
What a moment for Kingman, his teammates,
with a game on the line like this.
Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation and everybody...
Mmm.
- How did you find her? - I didn't. She found me.
Leave us a message. Bye.
How does that sound, Stuey?
Goombah, Grip, Grime... Carmen!
When did this, "We... We... Is anyone else hungry" happen?
These things never stay quiet, trust me.
Me either.
- Hi! - Hey!
Isn't your mom picking you up?
Attaway, P.
Joe will be dragged through the mud. His endorsements torpedoed.
Aren't you going to tell me a bedtime story?
But can I tell you something?
Still the king.
You call your dad Joe?
Go change, go on, go change.
Won't you open your eyes
You got to learn on the go.
Because I'm going to buy you one. Immediately. Right now.
- Webber, you got a pen? - Why?
Fine.
Hut-hut! Hut!
Up!
I wouldn't underestimate the power of the father.
Oh, you call this "life"? That ain't life, Joe.
A young lady.
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
- She's going to be all right. - Yeah.
We were doing so good.
- Hi, Peyton. - Hi.
What, you mean since a month ago when you left her in a bar?
Hey, man, you look like you were in a fight.
And a three. And one...
Well, you could've called. You never call anymore.
Kingman with some fancy footwork.
I asked you to be careful!