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This is humiliating. What was wrong with diapers?"
If my new look leads to phone sex...
Oh, sure.
- High-energy lasers. - Ooh, military?
...that if another woman is attracted to Leonard...
Heh. Of course.
You were right. I had nothing to worry about.
...unless you're Stephen Hawking, his mother, or himself from the future.
Okay, here it is.
Flattery will not get you this job, Ms. Jensen.
- Do you work with Dr. Hofstadter? - In a way.
In my bedroom you'll find a model rocket. I want you to bring it back to your place.
Here's your frozen yogurt, Dr. Cooper.
Better. Much better.
Dr. Cooper's office.
Maybe you should talk to someone.
And forgive my crude penmanship. I didn't start typing until I was 6.
I'm sorry, he's asked me to hold all calls...
Not yet, but I can remove unwanted hair from 2 miles away.
Ooh.
I'm Alex, Dr. Cooper's new assistant.
Now I can quit my paper route.
I'm so excited to be working with...
A marijuana cigarette?