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and it brings up questions.
I know.
All right, thanks, Pop. Bye.
Come on in.
(SPEAKS IN LATIN)
You're okay. You'll be all right.
I'm sorry. Sorry for your troubles.
Then score more points. This is America.
No way, he says.
H
All right, here we go.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Your mom
Aren't they always trying to make it a federal case and it never gets made?
MAN: Ugh.
I'll talk to you later. Okay.
There's no profit, I pay him two grand.
Do you wanna be a cop, or do you wanna appear to be a cop?
Mhmm... Mhmm...
Talk about how you feel.
I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk off of your face.
We are this close:
verifies the transaction. Are we clear?
Watch your fucking mouth.
- Jimmy, bring a mop. FRENCH: Out the back.
You
Bye.
SINGH: What's wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!
Would I be any good at what I do if I didn't fucking already know that?
You take a nap? You did, didn't you? You slept like a baby you fuckin snake
You don't have any cats.
Yeah, I got a problem. I run rat fucks like you, okay? I don't like them.
I'm taking over Ermin's Unit
Because this is kind of a... Sort of a big place and...
and discovered that they had expired.
- No, don't start with me. Don't... - Hey.
I don't give a fuck about replay
Another city, huh?
He got popped by Nicastro in '95. We found his body out by the airport.
They call that a 'Paradox.'
- You know where he's going? - Yes. And what he's doing.
Get the old bombardier a drink on the house.
You killed the guy who had the info. Dignam's gone. Forget about him.
His Uncle Jackie was.
My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period.
Follow Costello. You'll find his rat.
What good am I if you don't listen?
Old girlfriend.
INSTRUCTOR 2: Pencils.
(GUNSHOTS)
For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids...
I'm a two-faced faggot you must be the other guy
Fuckin family’s dug into the wrestling world like ticks.
(GUNSHOT)
True guineas.
I know.
I’m the guy who takes forever to watch movies, you must be the other guy
for snow ostriches to migrate but the digger's not working and my meningitis is out of the hydranges and i'm sick. and got the farm out of townhouse county farm domestic river surburbs. and cankling pop culture in container yulks saruangers with eoounmbiklims.
A decision. And, you know, you have to stick by what you choose.
Give him up to the Almighty.
Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers?
Put your weapon on the deck and step away from Sergeant Sullivan!
I don't know if this is how you spell citizens.
World Needs Plenty of Bartenders!
As for running drugs, what the fuck are you doing?
ELLERBY: Search randomly for calls made from the area.
Load it
- French, I forgot my... - Okay, Francis.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job We had the Presidency…may he Rest In Peace.
It ain't Bill.
(ROBERT TRANSLATES TO CHINESE)
No, no, not presently.
Ladies see the ring, they know you must have some cash and your cock works.
- Hedging your bets? - No. No.
So get rid of them.
Today what I'm saying to you is this:
Weserhinterländler,...
You're fucking late! Get in the van!
This is America You don’t NOTICE PATTERNS, you’re a fuckin’ douchebag.
- That was a joke. Come on. - That wasn't a joke.
Fucking Democrats Think They Know Everything If they knew shit, they wouldn't be Democrats
Sound quality good enough? Because I was a little worried.
It's my name.
We got a guy working for the company two months...
Well, nothing. I know a Sean Costigan down on L Street.
You're No Fucking President Elect
You don't fucking say it. You understand?
- which happens to... - South Boston?
FRENCH: Everybody out. Move.
Yeah. Yeah, he pays you.
. .
Open the door.
My theory on EXMOs is they’re like mushrooms
Thank you.
- Thank you. - No. Thank you.
Who Let This IRA Motherfucker In My chatroom?
liking their photos
I just can't know.
COP 1: Sarge, we gotta get him out of here. Those guys aren't fucking around.
Cigarette.
Give me your phone. Turn that off.
What the fuck do you want from me? Was I there or was I not there?
And this can 'cause me a lot of problems.
I heard the story. You arrested some Chinese government guys...
If these Chinks wanna nuke Taiwan any time in this century...
I don't know what they do in that particular department, anyway.
Keep an eye on this one.
CNAT is the real NASH stock Frank
Little boys sucking on their peckers, et cetera and so forth
Can I ask a question, sarge? Why the fuck are we following Captain Queenan?
You keep your mask on
I knew Myles.
We looked at all possible candidates. You have an immaculate record.
No one gives it to you. You have to take it.
Yeah, actually, it's my crime scene, but knock yourself out.
Who said that? Asimov!
QUEENAN: What are you doing here? BILLY: Come here.
Universal Records 12/21/1999 10:05 PM DAT File 5,655 KB
Rank the fucking candy!
Put me on a freakin' tuba I'll get ya something out of it
Fuck this.
*ignoring the market cause stonks only go up*
Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my friggin head off?
You fellas come from Providence?
What, are you fucking retarded or something?
I'm freakin Irish. I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
Is my wife a money-grubbing whore? I mean, those are questions, right?
You know the players. Call the game.
RISTEEN: Thanks.
It's an honest question.
No.
Hey Brandon
What the fuck, you pay guineas in Providence?
How long you been with this guy?
What's this I hear from Stephanie about you becoming a policeman?
Let's go tonight boys
Show me your arm. Flip it.
But fuck it, you know?
No. Do not pursue.
Have I seen you professionally?
- I'm gonna find the prick. - Yeah.
FRANK: We got a cop in my crew. COLIN: Yeah, I know.
Why don't we just meet up sweetheart Let me buy you a Gelato
get me information on the people with you last night. Your crew.
Jimmy's having a bad month. Don't be like Jimmy.
So earn it.
You’re no fucking Josh
Are you calling us cunts?
Did you get that Allegedly or fuck yourself
#1 Rule of Real Estate Negitiating... Is your Realtor "Spilling the Beans" during negotiations?
- Yeah, that's right, fancy. - Are you a statie?
Enjoy your soccer cocksuckers
*ignores text from Chris*
is on a leave of absence. He's very upset.
Go, go!
who thinks that they can do what you do better than you?
Grow up
(shit that’s me)
Chad's Getting All Psy Duckey On Me
this gnawing, cheese-eating, fucking rat...
I got Costello here!
I spent all fucking night dragging the poor bastard in there.
If you could've, you would've.
What, you want me to say it?
Would you shut the fuck up for five seconds, huh?
But now, I don't know. It's a funny thing.
You don't fucking root for him. You understand?
If he was killed, he probably did something wrong.
Why are you pretending to be a sysadmin?
Oh, cool. Yeah, you intend to have a houseguest. That's cool. Good.
(BEEP)
we're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis.
- That Stephanie? - Yeah, that Stephanie.
Any of you mugs got a light
Sooner or later he's gonna find out who I am and he's gonna fucking kill me.
Let me tell
my dad to his siblings
Speed training! Speed trainiiiing!! I love it I love it!
From Omar To Dana
- One of you mugs got a light? - Where's your boy?
Oh, well, you'll have fun. They're all frigging crazy on that floor.
His undercover work is extensive.
I'm gonna smoke. You don't smoke? One of those fitness freaks? Fuck yourself.
and abra-fucking-cadabra, we got a warrant.
If I was, I'd ask you why you're a statie making 30 grand a year.
May his soul and the souls...
Stephen You’re in a million
Yeah, what if they took one off and they put another one on?
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I want constant surveillance on Captain Queenan, starting right now.
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I have to say your vulnerability is really freaking me out right now.
If you coulda, you woulda
You're telling me, Sonny boy.
- I liked his Uncle Jackie better. - Jackie was all right.
And your hand...
Laced curtain
coming to work dressed like you're gonna invade Poland?
That’s outstanding.
Let me get you a coffee.
Ha
If we're not gonna make it...
and that gold dome yes rivenese symbols: "KI DI NI SI UNI YI HOI" yes make sense. yes! yes because i got the puzzle with the beetles and got audial images of the sound for the forechamber. now to pick the rivenese mushrooms and solve the chamber.
Little boys...
(DOOR OPENING)
- We'll take this prick tonight. - Let's go. Now.
Most of them, all right. But they watch enough TV...
If you'd taken care of this I wouldn't be here.
French.
I'm fucking Irish. I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
Qui Gives a Shit
Think about it. You don't pay much, you know.
It depends.
I think you are a cop my son
pays him.
Except for a cop on TV.
Gwen, we lost Frank.
(GUNSHOTS)
before i went to fucking suffolk
I'll swear to the judge I surveilled him there...
One too many. She got a big mouth.
I'm not a fucking bot