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I'll take my sandwich in the study.
#Good morning, U.S.A. #
- You're lucky I'm wearing myvest. - Your attention, please.
Soyou need to go to him and apologize and tell him how much you love him.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes, yes. Unfortunately, the game's been rained out.
Dam n it! There's a maniac out there jeopardizing the security of our nation!
- There. Now say something.
never impotent, except for that one time I couldn't get Lisa Kudrow out of my head, block.
Oh, yeah? Well, my son's a chip off the old perfectly chiseled...
and then apologized, embarrassed, but he said...
Sweet Sally Struthers. I can say sweet Sally Struthers!
It's notyourfault that nut-job is still out there.
And you're gonna see him! And the boys are gonna see him!
and throwyour corpse in the fires of Lake Piracima!
ofthe original, non-special-edition Star Wars Trilogy.
Yes. It's a sad sightwhen Americans turn against Americans.
Thanks, Mom. And thanks again for hanging out with me today, Dad.
I said wait, pork chop!
And you'll all know I'm not crazy! And we can be a family again!
I am the ElfWarrior ofGallendror!
"No, baby. You grab whatyou need to grab to keep doing whatyou're doing."
What happened in Munich? Who did I kill?
meaning thatyou grind your teeth so fervently that you need braces.