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The UK when Boris Johnson says something
I've never seen this language before.
My elf powers are invisibility, archery and worthy hygiene.
Th-That came out wrong.
I don't get it, Roger. You say you want to connect with people...
- Well, he's a grown man obsessed with The Lordofthe Rings- - That's it!
what
I can actually make a connection with people as me.
One hour ago, a cyber-terrorist hacked into the dam's computers and shut it down...
- Uh, Steve! - How was your day?
Or as we say at the agency, T.O.- No. No, wait.
Oh, God, I want to hit you!
before that shrieking monkey drove me from the room.
- Steve, what areyou doing?
He's notoriously diffiicult to work with.
Oh, God! Don't look. Don't look.
Well, going to the beach as a Saudi exchange student was an awful idea.
Yes. Were it not for the one ring which bestows the power of invisibility.
- I choose... Smith. - Face!
- Really? - Absolutely. Ifyou want to get good at something...
Notso fast, Halfling.
Damn right. Because ifyou're an athlete, you're a winner.
Dad, I know people here.
Thanks. It's from Reagan's speech when the Challenger blew up.