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Oh, that. Uh, well, I, uh-
Darnelle's been to the office a hundred times!
Dan Vebber does not fearyou, for he is ushering in the age of magic.
Where did that come from?
No!
- Ooh! Ooh! - Freeze, you big-footed freak!
He's an athlete, likeyou.
But I-l already had braces when I was a kid.
What do we know about Dan Vebber?
Yeah. My son is so strong, when I talk out ofturn, he beats me up with one hand.
The Securities and Exchange Commission.
- Rok-pra! - You said it! Get a prenup.
- We've landed. Gentlemen, reveal uniforms.
Then let's go! And way to save precious seconds by abbreviating science fiction as sci-fi.
Hey, it's- it's you!
Did I say thrill? I meant fear.
No? Well, suit yourself.
It's kind oflike Wal-Mart.
Want me to Irish up that coffee foryou?
and-and you grabbed the tie to gain leverage...
Oh god, i want to hit you!
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #