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Oh! It would be so awkward!
Well, I've always had this fantasy of having sex on the basketball court
that winter we lived on the sun,
No, the last time I saw him was three months ago.
Do you think I'm afraid of you?
Sold him 70 red shirts.
What are you talking about?
Lucky there's a family guy
most people look at me like I'm some kind of disgusting perv.
You don't got the boobs.
It's not what you think!
I'm sorry, Sonja, I don't think I can finish.
Well, I guess this is as good a time as any.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Great question and yes, he might.
I missed you, too!
You sure you don't want him?
Yeah, you'd have done the same for us, Quagmire.
is that when it comes to relationships,
No! No way!
Gosh, that's neat, Sonja.
Oh, hey, Quagmire. What's up?
Or if not him, at least Sonja.
Oh, my God, Joe, that was so close.
We're just glad to have you back, Quagmire.
- But that site has a bunch of malware. - Oh.
No, you know what? You may as well call your family now
Oh, Chris, I was never gonna go to that.
Please.
You were supposed to have the kids here by 5:00.
Says the guy who freaks out every time a fire engine goes by.
I'm telling you guys, Sonja is the perfect woman.
It didn't jam, Peter. The gun was never loaded.
Chewing him with your crotch?
Glenn Quagmire?
"Three kids on $40,000? Have fun with your crap life."