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Why counting backwards? What are we waiting for?
in a cute little dancing caveman motif?
as long as you have a family to come home to, well, they're lower.
-Am I in the story yet? -I'm getting to you.
-Yikes! -FRAN: Hey!
-A sweater. I just want a sweater. -And I just want dinner.
How in the hell could this have happened?
I'm just a regular tree pusher
-Earl, a paycheck! -Note the imperceptible raise.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Dad, I am begging you to understand I have no potential.
And we're gonna rule the world forever.
A meteor three times the size of Earth is heading towards us
And maybe I don't need to because maybe there's nothing in there.
-Story! -No story.
Perfect executive material.
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Richfield.
Oh, God!
and I can't afford to buy my children
Gee, Daddy, just when you've almost got Robbie and me out of the house,
But, sir, I like this company.
-Am I at work? -Yes. Yes.
There's nothing in here. There's no dinner, there's no vegetables.
Noah: Oh,God
Then you'll want this beautiful 32-piece cookware set
Well, your career is taking off.
Well, I had a rather interesting day.
Oh, this stinks!
How much could a tutor cost?
which effectively pretty much covers your allotted life span.
EARL: I could've made it out here. FRAN: Of course, dear.
Do you want to know about my day?
Oh, well, uh, that's awfully sporting of you there, uh...